she needs susie to live!

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of

i wanna be so offline but unfortunately i love my mutuals and fanfiction

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

love when people arrive on ds9 and they're like. hey so what's up with the guy running the only bar who is clearly scamming everyone. is that not. illegal. and the officers are like oh is quark scamming people too obviously? we'll send odo. to arrest him? no. they'll exchange psychosexual threats and leer at each other. and that will stop the crime? haha. of course not.