Bento Thug Life

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im being followed by a huge flying sphinx constantly

Stevejob from a guy with glasses and a turtleneck

got my girlfriend into chuck tingle’s horror and we both bought a different book of his to the pool which summoned a bear who came over and was like MY MAN CHUCK TINGLE before diving into the pool

you see what happens when you enter the tingleverse?

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how amazing Bill Waterson was at art? Most of the comic strip was really cartooney but them he’d bust out stuff like this, and both styles in his hand were astoundingly beautiful.

thinking about the plur lifestyle

thinking about the plur lifestyle boys

whats plur

PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT: THE RAVER’S CODE

*thinks about the plur lifestyle*

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

thank god everything is getting more expensive while simultaneously getting even worse in quality

once in a while it actually is pretty helpful when americans tell me very frankly just how bad it is like especially in the more rural and impoverished or lbr black and immigrant communities because the whole propaganda of the US being this ultra developed nation of dreamers who can make it happen is so powerful that i’ll say something like “oh my god please give birth in a hospital” as a blanket statement and i genuinely did forget for a moment that this alleged developed nation, so powerful so strong, will rake you over the coals and rob you blind just to have a baby or get any routine procedure like oh my god it’s surreal to me that they make you live like that. nobody hit me or yell at me please

canada isn’t even that great that’s the rub here but i’m still always like… they dumped radioactive waste after mining near your hometown and never cleaned it up and everybody’s getting cancer and now you haven’t had potable water for how long?? because genuinely what do you mean that’s happening in a country that’s an hour drive south to me

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

*stopping random people at the mall* look out, ok, because today was a friday thursday

Gentle notice that “highbrow” and “lowbrow” are eugenics/race science terms and it may be better to just quietly retire them in casual discussions of art

people who do a PhD are running from something

the job market

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺