I Love To Make "Bad Posts" Online

damn this bus stop is perfect. now if we could just find somebody to stand upwind of everybody and smoke a decrepit cigarette they found in a tomb

what language did you learn in school and can you actually speak it?

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

i used to be a green onion

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

I like memes that would be funny 1000 years ago.

there are mysteries in this world, and none of us may ever know the answers.

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

i would die alone and have my carcass be eaten by vultures before i talk to chatgpt like it's my boyfriend

ozempic is crazy everyone looks like they just got off the Mayflower

insanely funny that they put anti-piracy ads on actual legit dvds back in the day. "hey you, person who presumably bought this dvd the legal way and doesn't pirate. here's an annoying ad we're going to make you watch. by the way did you know there's a way to download and watch this shit for free? well you do now. please don't use it. bye bye". i can't believe it didn't work out for them