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For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

And we call these "Ampelmännchen" ("traffic lights little man").

omg that's amazing! I wanna visit Germany just to take pictures of all the cute traffic lights.

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

i can never leave this place

sometimes you have to be a bit mentally ill to get mentally well so if thinking kim kitsuragi would be proud of you for getting out of bed is what gets you out of bed well sunrise parabellum

Wait, it's not "Oui Oui"? How is it pronounced?

Like a tiny baby kitty would say it. Kind of nasally. It’s a noise, not a word

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

this and a blunt

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

you have IBS.