Seagull's Corner

the thing about the hobbit movies is that even with all the extra bullshit they added to have it stretch across three movies, richard armitage is giving a legitimately heartbreaking performance as a noble king trying to reclaim his home and eventually falling to greed and madness. like he's killing it. he's carrying those movies so hard i dont even remember giving a shit about thorin in the book but i was fully crying when he died in the movies. he put his whole thorussy into that performance if we're being real

Okay, it’s fun to read Gandalf’s dialogue aloud… and it’s even MORE fun to have Sir Ian McKellen read part of the way for you because they preserved so many of his lines in the films. 🥰

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

i’d be really bad at being a male celebrity’s girlfriend (aside from the fact that i’m not a girl) because if people were thirstposting about him/being jealous of me publicly online i would just tweet out something like “you all can look as much as you want but i’m the only one who gets to put stuff in his butt” and then turn off my phone

Don't ask me I just blog here

"I'm gay" "I'm straight" "I'm bi" okay well I am I Don Quixote the lord of la mancha my destiny calls and I go

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.