Whom?

i see that i've carefully put that important document away in a completely unknown location

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

#happy pride to this episode of a sitcom from the 1980s!!!!

An asked bell never tolls

watch not for when the pot boils. it boils for thee

"If you're autistic how come you don't infodump about your special interests" well first of all autism is a spectrum but second of all the reason is because my spirit is broken and my soul dangles from my body by a raveling piece of thread

reblogging this again to bring up that when my grandma said she didn’t understand trans people, and why would they betray the body God gave them, it would have been 0 help to explain to her all the biological and cultural and societal components to the existence of the concept of gender and trans people. You know what did make her pause and reconsider her stance? “Did you ever think that maybe God made trans people on purpose?” And we got to have a conversation about all the interesting things God has made so why wouldn’t God make trans people? And she came out of the conversation with more grace and understanding.

How can anyone genuinely enjoy hot weather. How do you enjoy having every waking moment being horrible and awful and sticky. How do you go to bed with air so thick and humid that even laying there with bare bedsheets and splayed out in a starfish, you are still generating too much heat to be anywhere near even the concept of comfort and still smile about it. How do you have every species of flying insect invading your house through desperately opened windows and buzzing all up in your shit like the little fucking spacially unaware invertebrate asshole pricks they are and still claim summer is your favourite season. How. How do you do it. How do you find any semblance of a positive emotion when it's anything above 25⁰C at a push. I am miserable. I am planning a trip to the Arctic Circle.

sometimes it genuinely feels like other people don't remember being children. "omg if a 13 year old is looking at porn there is something deeply wrong 😨 they shouldn't even be thinking about sex!!" they are going through puberty and their hormones are going crazy. do you remember being 13 years old.

They absolutely do remember, but this is a particularly stupid Emperor's New Clothes situation where they not only parrot the popular Morally Pure™ opinion that teenagers never get horny or look at porn or have sex ever because they're Minors™, but then also pretend that they themselves also never did those things, because if they admitted that they did, some batshit freak would probably call them a paedophile.

as the op of this post, i can confirm batshit freaks in my inbox calling me a pedophile for this 😔

I’ve reblogged her before, but really, you can’t have too many dark-skinned Black queens on your dash. 

Important personality test. What kid were you in gym class? I was the try hard who took it too seriously