go weave a basket

It is thursday morning. Visualize yourself as the marble, the chisel, and the untrained sculpter who just tried methamphetamine

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

:(

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

Fag the fuck up bro

hmmm I think I will reblog The low poly 3d bird from daytona usa

crazy to me that spiritomb has binary gender. check out my hateful rock filled with 108 forcefemmed souls

How are my sweetie pees

Beware the buttery winds of pierogi madness