go weave a basket

I'm Scared Dot Com

Forward Slash Girl Help

youre making mommy want to smoke

i hear they're putting pussy in arizona green tea lately

It was a clitorical question

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

It is thursday morning. Visualize yourself as the marble, the chisel, and the untrained sculpter who just tried methamphetamine

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

:(

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*