go weave a basket

apparently im not allowed to go 2 the gas station and fill uo my car anymore because apparently im not allowed to try to buy all of the heinekens in tge fridge even though i needed rhem all 2 stock up 4 my fuck lifr + i had to buy them all at the same time or else other people wpuld buy them and i wouldnt have everything oi need overall very umprofessional treatmenet from that stuid shithole im taking my busintelsswhere from now on and i hope someone trys to smoke there snd it all blows up Lol sorry for saying ot but it's true

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

i have been aware of the fruit fly since birth

what should I listen to

women

sucking on a worthless original

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

if i had a pussy id be sure as fuck using it to asphyxiate the keebler elves i can tell you that much