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The worst part about being best friends with a therapist is she can use her powers of deduction to predict how you will react in a situation and then despite your stubborn efforts that is exactly what occurs

#This is about befriending the nurses at work!!

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if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

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This speaks to me

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The mashup you never thought would work

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Congratu-fucking-lations.

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I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

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Why?????

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The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

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@sillygooseface TORI I’M CRYING PLEASE LISTEN

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Well. That was indeed a thing that happened.

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(Would’ve been better with a different version of POTO but it’s irrevocably stuck in my head so…eh.)

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Holy shit.

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WEAK

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“It was a place where witches met. Tonight a fire gleamed on the very crest of the hill. Dark figures moved in the flickering light. The moon coasted across a lacework of clouds. Finally, a tall, pointy-hatted figure said, ‘You mean everyone brought potato salad?’”

— when witches meet | Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad (via discworldtour)

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some people are on their second marriage

I am on my second donut

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"No, I can't be starting my period... I must have eaten something. It can't have been a month already." <- Guy who's starting his period

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"Oh shit... my stomach feels weird, my nose has been extra sensitive, my skin is acting different... must be that time of the month" <- Werewolf who pays attention to this kind of shit

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some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

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Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

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#Me after a 24 hr call shift at work

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At a 1915 auction, a millionaire named Cecil Chubb bought Stonehenge as a gift for his wife, but she hated it because she had sent him to buy a set of dining chairs. 3 years later, he decided it belonged to the English, so he gave it to his country on the conditions that the entrance fee would never cost more than a shilling and the locals could always have free access. Source

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“What the fuck, Cecil. Our dining table is only 30 inches high. How the hell are we supposed to sit on these. Cecil, did you save the receipt?”

“My dear, they are an extraordinary megalit-”

“BUT ARE THEY CHAIRS, CECIL. ARE THEY CHAIRS?”

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Listen, I’m with her

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“Mary, I bought you a priceless historical relic that is also a famous tourist attraction. This is the best gift ever.”

“You’re an asshole, Cecil.”

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“You had one job, Cecil,”

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Some of my favorite variants

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making a collection

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Wait I have more

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I have Opinions about where staircases should be in houses and it’s based entirely on if the vibes are off or not?

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Chicago From Above

Romania born, Razvan Sera is a talented 22-year-old aerial photographer who currently lives and works in the Chicago suburbs. Razvan has always had a fascination for sharing his unique perspective, and aerial photography offers him the perfect medium to do so. Sera uses DJI Phantom 4 Drone.

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Oh

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I miss this city so much

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Think it’s time to make a trip home ❤

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Some of these I think “Oh hey, I recognize that!” and some of them I’m all “The hell was that taken” but my favorite is the last one because you can see my dentist’s office in it. :D

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