Hello there! I just figured out how to interact with the wider “net” and will be making that everybody’s problem!
Greetings from the crypt, you may refer to me as Rune (they/he/thon/that one). I was turned earlier this year and decided that “You know what? I should learn magic.” and became a wizard. It doesn’t hurt that I moved to a region that is so rich in magic I can drown in it.
Feel free to send me any messages or hey! Maybe you’ll even find me wandering around somewhere! I do like to travel…
With that, I bid you all safe travels.
With cheer,
A friendly mage.
\\ OOC: Heyo, welcome to my account where I pretend to be a vampire wizard because one of my friends activated my vampire obsession.
OOC info: I am an adult, he/they, and idc what you call me tbh.
I don’t have any solid rules for the blog except, if you’re gonna send a nsfw ask, please keep it mild and keep in mind I might not respond. It will be tagged on my end so if anyone doesn’t want to see it you are able to filter it out. Otherwise, no bigots or terfs or whatever. Don’t bring discourse on this blog kindly please. Just generally don’t be a dick (unless it’s in character and we’ve established it’s a character yk?). This may get updated.
Roleplay disclaimers: Blood (vampire stuff), hunting (humans and animals), some acts of questionable (or just bad) ethics, vampires in general, will be updated as it goes.
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Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
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as a transfem, neurodivergent artist ill probably get a lot of backlash for this but im opening a cosmic gate and unleashing a horde of terrible worm-like beasts and their hunger will soon consume the entire galaxy
oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though
"Look into my eyes": nobody says that. If they're a hunter they immediately know you're a vampire and that you're trying to hypnotize them.
"My eyes are up here": excellent. Actually gets people, frequently even hunters, to look into your eyes long enough for you to enthrall them. Powered by shame.
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In today's linguistics class we talked about metaphors, and we really want two of the ones we talked about to become conventionalised.
So first of all this one girl told us about a newer metaphor in Russian, "I have paws", which is something you say when you don't really want to do something, so you say you're incapable of doing it since you have paws instead of hands. Like, "hey, finish that report" "aw but I have paws :(" and I think that's adorable. It has "I'm just a girl" energy without the misogyny.
We also had the task to invent a novel metaphor and have the others guess what it means, and the teacher really liked my "she's such a capybara" = "everyone loves her". Capybara energy is like golden retriever energy except you're chill about it. You're just vibing and everyone digs that.
Anyway I think these deserve to become more common in English
Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.
no cause it's really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn't being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.
I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?
And I’m supposed to listen to you two when you both wear TRAFFIC CONE HATS?? Hate to tell you this buds, but I do think that the plastic hat kinda matches y’all’s plastic fashion taste and y’all’s plastic ass spells.
theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become
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Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.
