I am definitely a person

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

Feanorians sailed on stolen ships, so this makes them pirates.

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

when your girl is into naked people so you turn her on by taking your clothes off #RegularPlay #Con

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

sometimes there're reports like "russians relocated military aircraft to prepare for the next massive bombing, the amount of prepared missiles and drones will vastly exceed the previous ones" and then local monitoring channels will be like "guys come on, stop fearmongering 🙄 it's going to be a regular bombing, nothing out of ordinary, just our usual bombing"

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

Legit just saw someone say that their dog is in pain but it was "normal and to be expected with her age" so they aren't doing any pain management. So this your reminder that age is not a disease. Pets deserve comfort in their last years too.