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I don't understand why "Adrian doesn't like Grace at first" is as popular as it is on fanfics.
Imagine for a second you are Adrian surname The Eridian. Your spouse has been missing and presumed dead for around a decade, and suddenly one day an alien spaceship comes into orbit. And you cheer "Yay alien species have realized we have the same problem and have come to either give us a solution or join or efforts, too bad my mate is still gone."
Except he is not actually gone, because the eridian equivalent of a carebear decided to save them. And he doesn't want anything in return, in fact he is well aware that he might die A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH, shortly after fighting just to get the love of your life back to you. But it's ok :) because Rocky (yes he gave them a silly name) is my best friend! Oh- Are you ok-
In Shen-Twin fics, why is it always Shen Jiu protecting Shen Yuan? I mean, I love that dynamic. Absolutely adore it.
But also, I raise you Shen Yuan shielding his twin from any interaction that could trigger him.
Shen Yuan seeing how much Shen Jiu hates being touched, so he becomes the tactile twin who is just always there, throwing an arm around the shoulders of their martial siblings. Shen Yuan who notices his A-Jiu's patience is wearing thin and draws all the attention to himself. Shen Yuan who happily greets any visitors and takes them on a walk around their peak so that Shen Jiu can remain in the bamboo house undisturbed. Shen Yuan who is so dramatic that nobody sees the slight shake of Shen Jiu's hands after something reminded him of their past.
Give me Shen Yuan who uses his inner hater to innocently and eloquently dismantle the confidence of anyone who dared insult his A-Jiu. Without blinking or tarnishing his own reputation.
Give me Shen Jiu whose hackles smooth with a sigh as soon as he's alone with Shen Yuan, and Shen Yuan whose smile falls once he doesn't have to perform anymore.
Give me Shen Yuan pleading with Shen Jiu to tell people what has really been going on with him, to explain the trips into town or anything really. Give me Shen Jiu saying he's tired and doesn't want to talk about it, and Shen Yuan staying silent as he plots revenge on his twin's behalf.
Give me Shen Yuan being the twin nobody gets past, the one commonly acknowledged as "the hurdle to get through if you want to talk to his twin" and doing it in a way that nobody notices until they're already back in their own home.
Just, a dynamic where Shen Jiu is refusing to heal even a little bit and is just so tried and scared of interactions because of it, and Shen Yuan being the sword and shield that makes life bearable. Not because that's just who he is, but because that's what his brother needs.
Liu Qingge's 110% the type to watch his disciples struggle achieving a near impossible challenge he set for them, as he paces around and says, "this one's disciples have it fairly simple than I did back in my disciple days." All the bai zhan disciples are now rolling their eyes and sighing, "Yes shizun we know. You always say so." Qingge continues unbothered as if this is his first time reminiscing of his disciple days, "My shizun made me climb CQM before I even had a sword everyday before breakfast, i was only 10 years old, my shizun would send me out on assignments with immortal binding cables wrapped around my wrists and ankles and I wasn't allowed to use qi, my shizun used to throw me off CQM every time i complained and wouldn't let me back into Bai Zhan unless I did 1200 laps around cqm."
The disciples obviously don't take it seriously, laughing it off like haha ok old man (not that they'd ever do it to his face), one day, Liu Qingge's shizun comes to visit Bai Zhan Peak claiming she had business to discuss with Liu Qingge. During her visit, she sits in on one of their training days as she laughs at Qingge, claiming he's gone soft, and that coddling these kids is no good, and that she'll show them how it's done and Qingge's like wow lucky you guys cause she's the best of the best.
Half a day spent with Liu Qingge's Shizun, everyone realises why he is the way he is, and more importantly, how he became The War God of CQM, old man wasn't lying after all.
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AU where not only does Shen Qingqiu think he made Luo Binghe gay, but he also turned the female characters into lesbians
Ning Yingying: Shizun... I like girls...
Shen Qingqiu, internally: Holy shit, I accidentally turned Yingying into a lesbian by marrying her husband!
Shen Qingqiu: I see... Is there any girls in particular that you like?
Ning Yingying: Actually I'm seeing two of them. Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing. I hope this doesn't bother Shizun
Shen Qingqiu, internally: She bagged not only the hottest female character, but also the strongest?!?! Damn, I raised this girl RIGHT!
Shen Qingqiu: Congratulations Yingying, I hope they make you happy
Shen Qingqiu, internally: Maybe she can become the new harem protag and marry all of Binghe's wives. It would help stop all the marriage proposals he's been getting...
proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
For anyone curious or who would like to meet your knowing shoelace - got them from the president - outside of tumblr comrade, here are some to get you started:
First of all, how dare you
going to get a good grade in [something], which is normal to want and possible to achieve.
What's [noun] doing at the devil's sacrament
We used to be a society
Not my circus, not my monkeys
screaming, crying, throwing up
haunting the narrative, haunted by the narrative
peasants (inclusive to all people but especially things)
ancient times/old ways (but you're referring to last week or last century)
Note: Some of the dialect can only be viewed Through Typing or through sheer excitement and contagion like Death to Julius Caesar and Pi Day.
girls with adhd playing long rpgs like "i am overwhelmed by the state of the save file i left off with last time my attention arbitrarily fell onto this game. time to start from scratch."
"yeah i fucking love this game. i've bought it on console and pc, and then the remaster too. i have no idea how it ends, i only get 40% of the way through the main story each time"
Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!
Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-
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Roy Mustang really spends the whole series fancying himself being in some sort of Usurper Rivalship with Bradley only for Bradley's interactions with Mustang to be, "Okay Mustang sit in that office chair while I evil-monologue at you. Do it again. Okay now go away I have to go fight tanks with my swords and then get slaughtered by a holy man of the people I genocided, which will leave my dictator chair wide open."
And then Mustang doesn't even get the dictator chair.
#truly bradley has such contempt for mustang it's very funny#and part of this contempt is rooted in the fact that like. they're both puppets. they're not technically opposed#mustang is wrong when he thinks bradley is his nemesis#bradley's nemesis is indeed scar#not just bc bradley genocided his people#but because bradley is 'wrath' and wrath is scar's fatal flaw that he must overcome#(wow i should write a fic about thisOH WAIT-)#you'd think this means Father is mustang's nemesis.#WRONG AGAIN!#father is hohenheim's nemesis - obviously.#then who is mustang's nemesis? is it truth?#no! truth is ed's nemesis.#mustang's nemesis is: GRUMMAN!#and grumman fucking wins by a landslide#AS FORETOLD by their original chess game where grumman obliterated him#thank you and goodnight - via @parkersgeorg
The Young Justice learns about a new experiment going on at Cadmus once again involving cloning and decides to go rescue the clones. They expertly break into the facility avoiding all alarms only to find out that they trigger anyway. Instead of a voice coming on over the intercoms announcing intruders though, it instead announces an escape. What?
The team continues navigating the base until they come across two kids. The older boy can't be older than 8 while the girl being tugged along behind him looks around 5. The boy narrows his eyes and his body tenses up.
"You're definitely not guards. Who are you?" He questions.
It's Superboy who steps up and says "We're the Young Justice. We came here to rescue you."
The boy doesn't seem to believe them but the girl immediately gets excited. Apparently she couldn't wait to meet real life superheroes. Especially Superboy. That means whatever Cadmus was doing with the kids, they'd already implanted knowledge of the outside world in them. That didn't bode well.
The team decides to push that to the back of their minds for now and focus on the mission. They manage to convince the boy (with the help of the girl) to come with them and they get the two out of the facility. Of course this is after they take all the information they can from the servers (Thanks Robin).
As they get both kids to the medical wing on the Watchtower, the boy introduces himself as Danny and the little girl as his sister Ellie. Connor's never seen clones with such a close bond before and he can admit he's a little jealous that he and Match don't have that kind of relationship. Still he's just happy they rescued the two.
Now to find out who they're clones of and what Cadmus wanted to use them for.
Connor was deeply concerned about the kids they picked up. They were cloned from him and Tim for a start, but the powers they had didn't make sense. They both had proficiency with them as well. He wasn't as good with his powers as these kids were. Hell, Clark struggled more sometimes.
Not to mention they were indeed Tim levels of smart. Which was deeply worrying. They had more powers than him, with Tim's smarts. Add onto that the fact that he was only physically 17 and Tim 16. They couldn't take them in! They were not old enough to be parents! But like hell was he letting Clark have them. Hmm, he looked at Tim and jerked his head to motion him over.
"Ok, so they are apparently ours right? And we are too young, so it should be bats that takes them. Supes is still not great with me. We do NOT need those two deciding to go villain cause of him being an arse. They are stronger than me and smart as you. It would be hell. "
Tim nodded thoughtfully. His eyes flickered as he thought through their options.
"Yeah, B would be the best option. You should probably crash at the manor for a bit too. In case anything sets them off. You can take a hit from them, we can't."
Connor grimaced, rubbing at the bruise from where Danny punched him earlier.
" Yeah, I'm glad Danny didn't get you when we made Ellie panic. Kid hits hard. I still have a bruise. Pretty sure he broke my rib. "
Connor walked over to where his charges (clones/kids/siblings?) were. He made sure to make noise. Neither kid appreciated being snuck up on.
"So kids, after we make sure you are healthy we need to talk about where you will live. You are cloned from me and Tim. So we talked and we think Tim's family would be best. I'm a clone too, but my donor isn't great about it. So, Tim's family would be better you know? But uh, I'll crash there too. If anyone spooks you and you lash out I'll take the hit. You bruised me, and that level of force would kill a baseline human. "
Danny and Ellie shared a look and grinned. They both looked a little feral. Ellie piped up, looking as innocent as she could.
"Sooo, you are sending up to the furry guy? He's really the best bet for keeping us from causing chaos?"
Connor choked and Tim sighed wearily. Tim looked at Ellie and shook his head.
" oh no, you don't have to worry about B. It's Alfred who will keep you from being too destructive. He is the one really in charge. He pretends to be just a butler, but he's really in charge. Trust me, those cookies you had earlier? The ones you behaved for? All him. "
Ellie felt her eyes widen in awe. They got to live with cookie guy? She bounced and giggles a little before jumping on Danny and shaking him.
"Danny! We get to live with the cookie guy! If the rest of his food is that good!!!!"
Danny was grinning softly. He loved seeing his sister so happy. He grabbed her and cuddled her, before dropping his chin on her shoulder.
" I suppose we can behave for cookie guy. But the Bat bitch better watch his step. If he fucks with Ellie I will destroy him. Make sure he knows that. I mean, we like you guys! Your team are great, but most grown ups are shit. Oh! Do you have other siblings? Do we have like, aunts and uncles? "
Can you imagine the reaction of Ellie just casually drops that they are reincarnated? Like... shit! Which trauma bomb was from this life. And which were from before? How do we tell? They were both grown in a lab and the files we got were bad. Are they so blase about everything because their last lives also sucked?
SVSSS Cherry Magic AU where Mobei-Jun deliberately stays a virgin until 30 just so he can have an edge and be able to read the minds of those around him, including his spy who he trusts very little
However, as soon as he touches Shang Qinghua, he is bombarded with his near constant horny thoughts (made worse by the fact that his king is touching him!!)
Suffice to say, Mobei-Jun doesn't stay a virgin long after that
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Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human
not op anon but pls give us ur megane yaoi recs asny 🙏
apologies for the wait anon but I come bearing gifts!!
I collected some and put them on my yaoi rec list, that's why they're formatted a certain way here. There's two with megane bottoms and two with megane tops to balance it out:
Awkward guy has to pretend to be his girl bestie’s boyfriend to ward off a pushy popular guy, only for the popular guy to become interested in awkward guy instead! More at twelve
(Dub-con warning because bottom protests but he does like it)
Suzumaru Minta
short-form, manga, yaoi, high school, glasses, childhood friends, slice of life
Chapters: 6 + 1 extra chapter, completed
Awkward glasses guy has a long-time crush on his childhood friend who he practically grew up with since they live next to each other, and has his world turned upside down when one day said childhood friend, popular with girls, says he could probably go for guys too?! Light read, actually a side story to the manga ‘Cupid ni Rakurai’ (not listed)
Chapters: 61, ongoing (main story completed, special chapters TBA)
Popular theatre guy breaks up with his girlfriend after he finds out (through hands-on investigation) she’s been trying to turn him into a nerd due to her crush on an infamous geeky guy at their college. Theatre guy ends up moving into the college dorms only to find out his roommate is… geeky guy!!! Who is convinced theatre guy is his stalker!!! Whatever happens next??
Popular prince x gloomy glasses guy yaoi except there’s a twist… or two (or three). Handsome prince guy is intent on proving his popularity by going to a gay bar (while straight) to have all the men swoon over him, only to find that the most popular guy there staunchly refuses to even look in his direction??? So, slighted, he tries to take initiative, and then…!!!
I hope you like any of these, if you guys want any more/other stuff let me know!
s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s
gummygunk
yousharknotpass
theartofmadeline
tangentwithtanner
2087
dailybridgerton
stormborns
pixelskylines
