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It’s back!
If you missed it the first time around, the “human are weird” anthology is back for a second printing. (There’s even a new story included: “Black Box” by Dara Brophy.)
Here’s the blurb:
In science fiction, humans are usually boring compared to other races: small, weak, with no claws or tentacles, and no special abilities to speak of. But what if we were the impressive ones, the unsettling ones, the ones talked about by all the other aliens? What if we're weird?
If you’d like a collection of excellent stories about humans inspiring awe, fear, and utter confusion, it’s available everywhere books are sold!
My story Friends of Cats is in this! Check it out!
"Friends of Cats" is so good, too! Here's a teaser from page 38:
Dwarves are short, powerfully built, with presumably a strong circulatory system and a culturally strong warrior ethos as well as a cultural tradition of strong and intricate craftsmanship. All of these factors make them ideal jet fighter pilots.
Oh, SHIT, and then that leads to Dwarven astronauts? Good with the cramped conditions, modules that are designed to let the astronauts get their hands into the wiring if they needed to, rugged designs, less likely to go stir crazy if they don't get out in the open air. They'd be incredible.
Dwarfstronauts and fighter pilots, let's go!
*rival blows up a mothership of some sort*
"Still only counts as one!"
Masterpost: The Token Human (part one)
Someone asked, and it occurred to me that I don't have a current list of all the stories in this ongoing series! Here's the first half of everything I've posted so far (not counting the probably-canon ones I made up before starting a proper timeline).
First off, here's the post about the novel that these were meant to lead up to. (The stories are an ever-evolving prehistory now). They can be read out of order and still make sense enough.
How I Became the Token Human Space Weather and Shuwogs The Brief Mystery of the Escape from Storage Hold B Human at Work A Peaceful Upheaval We’re All Weird Here Invisibly Beautiful Schrödinger’s Poison A Completely Problem-Free Delivery The Oddest of Odd Jobs Stabby the One and Only What’s a Minor Heart Attack Between Friends? The Ability to Smell Beauty Courtship Behaviors Irrational Attachment Friend-shaped Going the Extra Mile/s Mechanical Rhythms Bargains at the Space Market Kittens in Space Human Magic The Little Things One Peril of Package Delivery Interspecies Adventures While Sick Troublemakers and Pestcatchers Talking Sports Tactical Artwork Double Duty Racetracking There’s No Aggression Like Passive Aggression Too Many Limbs Just a Rock A Worthy Sacrifice Shore Leave Scary Stories in Space Starseed Apples Hands-Free Medical Assistant Where Wormholes Come From Star-Crossed Small Noises Stars and the Slapping Thereof An Impressive Number of Arms Junkyard Playground Seeing Faces A Mystery Easily Solved Finger Talking Arboreal Species Small-Scale Comedy Downhill Speed Reaching Always Bring A Flashlight Fingernails and Fisticuffs Singing and Other Noises Fun and Dangers with Hovercycles Walkway Aesthetics Food Choices Playing Translation Telephone
(Part two on the way, pending glitches.)
(Part two!)
Decoy Accidental Training Things to Do on Ice Catching Things in Zero-G The Good Perch The Right Time and Place The Indignity that is Hiccups Squishy Cybernetics Monkey Chase Secondhand Solutions Not Special Not Special, Part Two Loud Darkness Paws in a Circle Double Dog Dare The Mechanic’s Burden Drying Out Rainy Day Eggs Faceoff Stranger in Need Mystery Colors Not a Pest Early Efforts Names Chosen Carefully Confidential Human Questions Unlikely Tech Problems Crinkly Collectibles Other Uses for Packaging Recreational Food Handy Tools I Know A Guy Predator Games Honking Trouble Digital Billboards and Bumper Stickers One More Earth Animal One More Earth Animal, Part Two Singing the Approach Little Legends Clues Best Suited to the Task Singing the Return A Feat of Minor Daring Unsettling Preferred Speed Rematch Ways of Being Comfortable Cave Space Partially Fragile At Home in the Mud The Many Uses for Earth Fruits Aiming the Machismo Spice in Space Correct in Size and Opinion Fools, Fauna, and Music Appreciation Another Strange Earth Drink Unexpected Blue A Noir Interlude (In Space) Mysterious to You Heights and Heroism Honorable Battle Wounds
And that's everything as of April 7th, 2025! I'll keep writing them on a weekly basis until I find a good reason to stop. They're fun. And I am working on that sequel novel that will include all these characters as well as most of the ones from the first book. (That takes a bit more work than a few low-stakes short stories, so it's taking longer.) I'll get there. In the meantime, enjoy this surprisingly long list of links! Hopefully they all go where they're supposed to.
There’s a reason I really like ‘humans are space orcs’ or ‘space far’ ect stories. Across both sci-fi and fantasy humans are often just the default ‘plain’ race. And that feels kind of reductive to both humans and aliens. It makes us feel kind of pointless and it makes aliens just feel like human+. So I really like this genre because it explores humans as something different with their own strengths.
That being said I’m now running into the opposite problem where I’m getting tired of reading stories where humans are just like overpowered gods compared to every other species.
I wanna read stories where we interact with creatures with completely different strengths and weaknesses than us. Stories that acknowledge the evolutionary path humans went on and explore how that makes us different from creatures that evolved from a different path.
Like we evolved from tree dwelling primates, we are likely a lot more comfortable climbing than say a species that evolved from a burrowing animal who would be more comfortable in enclosed spaces than us.
Or the human endurance, we evolved to be persistent pursuit hunters. It’s where our sweat comes from, it’s part of our thermal regulation that allowed our ancestors to run/walk for miles after their prey. We likely have way more endurance than any creature that evolved from an ambush predator but they might be faster or stronger.
Or going back to our hunting methods we also evolved to use projectiles. Like our brains and arms literally evolved to throw with distance, power, and accuracy. Us having athletes that can throw a ball at over 90 mph would be insane to a species without that adaptation. Maybe we even developed projectiles earlier in our civilization than other species. But they likely have their own sport based on something we might not even be able to do.
There are so many cool features that we can have different than other species. And there are so many features other species could potentially have that would be awesome to us. Like imagine the dexterity of something that evolved from a cephalopod. Or the agility from something that evolved from a feline.
Basically, I don’t want one side, human or alien to be overpowered. I want them to look at each other and both be amazed at what the other can do.

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Earth is dangerous and hazardous. It is a deadly, unknown mystery. The biology of its inhabitants is strange, and the environment itself violently destroys while preserving new lifeforms.
Then, there are the humans. They are one of the fastest growing species we had witnessed. They possess an unnaturally high crisis tolerance and an adaptive intelligence that allows them to thrive in radioactive, volatile environments.
Normally, The Pan Galactic Conglomerate would have added them to the council ages ago. A species with that level of grit and rapid demographic growth would be an asset for risky planetary preservation, development and labor.
Despite their countless attempts at communication, we had never reached out. We never will.
When we first mapped the sector, we intended to negotiate. But we quickly realized that human civilization is entirely stratified. There is a specific tier of entities on that planet that hold a monopoly on power, skills, and reality warping abilities that cannot be found anywhere else in the cosmos.
These commanding factions hold the entire galaxy in a vice grip. They have made it terrifyingly clear to the Conglomerate that while they rule the stars from the shadows, Earth is a forbidden fruit. It must never be touched. The violent, cosmic consequences of interfering with their territory were demonstrated to our central fleets centuries ago. No one wish to witness it again.
Our researchers have spent decades studying how humanity interacts with these supreme rulers from afar. Mars was the closest we could get but it provided us with enough information. The structure is baffling. Humans address them with absolute submission—sometimes collectively as a singular regime, sometimes individually as supreme commanders.
I believe the humans call these entities "Gods."
Through our deeper research, we discovered these rulers are fractured, divided into massive, competing pantheons depending on which part of humanity worships them. Some humans address them collectively as one, and some individually.
There are many who do not believe in their existence.
And here is the part that keeps our high command awake at night: the humans have no idea they are being ruled by their planet's apex predators.
For all their intelligence and curiosity, humans think they are the dominant species on Earth. They do not realize the universe is silent only because these "gods" have a gentle, fiercely protective bias toward them.
Our deep space scans confirms that these "gods" do not just belong to humanity.
It is believed that every single species on Earth has its own hidden group of pantheons governing the stars, and yet the humans seem unaware of the other species' existence. There are cosmic regimes for the apex predators of the deep oceans. There are primordial lords representing the micro fauna. The terrifying, universe bending monsters ruling our galaxy are just the local wildlife of Earth.
The the sweetest fruit in galaxy that we are not allowed to approach. Yet it always calls out to us.
It is the temptation we have ignored that had let us survive and develop. the conglomerate have strict rules and yet the sava'iz could not resist. It has been a few billion years since we witnessed this gruesome display of power that wiped an entire species for their audacity.
They were always impulsive anyways. Next meeting is going to address another warning and awareness program. We hope not to loose more allies.
Humans are space Orcss
So I've been reading these posts lately and here's my contribution
Humans who wear contact lenses scare the Aliens. Like wdym you can remove a piece of your eyes? It's not a part of your eyes? YOU PUT A FOREIGN SUBSTANCE IN YOUR EYES???
H: *rubbing eyes* I think dust got into my eyes
A: oh you need something?
H: nah, I'll be fine *removes lenses*
A: YOU JUST TORE OFF A PART OF YOUR EYES???!! I NEED TO CALL THE MEDI-
H: chill, I'm fi-
A: NO YOU'RE NOT!!! *drags human to the medward*
same goes with humans wearing retainers
A: *meeting a human teen and trying to bond with them* here, I have these thin fried tubers which I have been told juvenile humans like
H: uh.....thanks, lemme remove my retainers *removes them*
A: THE HUMAN JUVENILE'S TEETH ARE BROKEN!!! I THOUGHT IT HAPPENS TO ONLY OLD HUMANS!!!
H: .........
source of inspiration: me
I know "Humans are Space Orcs" is a popular trope, but here's one that doesn't get as much mileage.
Aliens reacting to our wildlife.
Because, god, if they think we're Space Orcs, wait until they see the shit that could scare or amaze us.
Like:
Alien: "Human, I was looking over my notes..."
Human: "I have a name-"
Alien: "Your closest living ancestors are of the genus Pan, yes? These "Chimpanzee" and "Bonobo" creatures."
Human: "Uh, yeah. Funny story, they wouldn't be living nowadays if it wasn't for NATO signing the ENCR Preservation Act-"
Alien: "In 2031, yes, I know, that's not what gets me. What gets me is, uh...I was unaware your empathy and barbarism was genetic. Chimpanzees enter into societies and build tools, yet also cannibalize weaker factions and have "hair-trigger" tempers."
Human: "Yeah, Chimps are fucking terrifying."
Alien: "...They're what?"
Human: "They're...fucking terrifying?"
Alien: "They scare you?!"
Human: "Why wouldn't they? They have super-strength and sharp teeth, not to mention the grey matter. Piss off a Chimp and you could, literally, lose your face."
Alien: "YOUR KIND ROUTINELY BUILDS SUPERWEAPONS AND INGESTS POISON FOR FUN, AND YOU'RE SCARED OF YOUR PRE-SAPIENT RELATIVES?!"
Human: "Wait 'til you find out how we feel about bears!"
Alien: "HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT WHATS?!"
Alien "Thats an ambush predator" Human "well yes" Alien "it has night vision, it senses air curents, its extremities are adapted both as Vashin sharp weapons, and to muffle the sound of its motions. It routinely tortures prey it has no need to consume." Human "No errors so far." Alien "In low light conditions its eyes literally glow" Human "Yes?" Alien "You not only allow this creature free run of your home... You named it after a gourd?" Human "She's round and orange... Like a Pumpkin."
thats 1 ghostboi
Drew this before AGIT dropped.

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CW: I SAID NO - MORE - TIME - TRAVEL - DANIEL!
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I'm a bit tired lately and don't have the time or energy to draw. But at least these old quick sketches will be here.
Vlad's the wrong person to get girfriend advice from but he's trying his best
a kind of continuation to this

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Style (click for clarity)
I drew this after I deleted and redownloaded IbisPaint X and I can’t help but be reminded of how much I love drawing Artemis and Jazz. My favorite part is Artemis’ lollipop lmao
Extra: Jason is on his knees and thanking god. Dick is next to him, crying, screaming, and throwing up from sheer jealousy.
Past Fashion (click for clarity)
Was reading Wonder Woman comics (to understand Artemis) and how come no one ever told me about Diana’s biker costume in the 1990 comics??? Hello?? She looks so good??
People seem to really like the Elysian Lovers ship so I wanted to draw that a little XD in this comic, the idea is that Danny went back in time bc of a mission given by Clockwork and meets a Diana from the past who lost her Wonder Woman title.
Diana inspired me sm that I whipped this up in a single day lmaooo
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