Disgraceful

I also learned that the show was finished a year ago, and for some reason Paramount held it for over a year for...reasons?!?!

I also think this show would've been better if the episodes were released weekly instead of all at once. It's a mystery show, and I love it when communities get together trying to solve the mystery, but as I said in the last post, Paramount clearly released this to die, so I wouldn't expect them to think how best to release the show

Mu Qingfang: Just give it a shot. We can start with something easy. How do you start your day?

Shen Jiu: As everyone does, I get out of bed and clean up myself

Mu Qingfang: That's good...

Shen Jiu: Then after I'm washed and dressed, I stand in front of a mirror and remind myself that all men are monsters including myself and everyone will leave me eventually

Mu Qingfang: ...

Shang Qinghua: Hah! They may seem that way on the outside, but in reality they're all perverts. Remember what book you transmigrated in

Shen Qingqiu: Really? All? Even the sect leader?

Shang Qinghua: Humiliation kink. He gets hot and bothered when degraded by the original goods

Shen Qingqiu: Wow, thank god I'm so nice to him. What about Liu Qingge? He doesn't even look like he knows what sex is

Shang Qinghua: Lost his virginity to a sword

Shen Qingqiu: I... don't want to know how that's possible. What about Qi Qingqi? She's the one who started the rumors about the original goods, so it doesn't seem likely

Shang Qinghua: She likes pegging men

Shen Qingqiu: Ok, that's no too bad-

Shang Qinghua: She's a lesbian

Shen Qingqiu: Then WHY?!

It had no promotions, and not only that, but the animation is bare bones. It looks like it had a budget of 5 dollars, which is crazy coming from Paramount, especially since a small company called GLITCH had multiple 2D animation pilots that came out this year that look 100x more amazing

Shang Qinghua: My lord! I don't know what happened, but it was years ago and it shouldn't have caused a baby now!!

Luo Binghe: YOU-

Shen Qingqiu, storming in: Binghe!

Luo Binghe: Shizun, please let me take care of him!

Shen Qingqiu: Binghe, remember that thing I do? The one where I blame Shang Qinghua on things that aren't (technically) his fault?

Luo Binghe: Oh... So it's mine?

Shen Qingqiu: Yes

Luo Binghe: ...

Luo Binghe: You had sex with Shang Qinghua?

Yue Qingyuan: So it's true, his soul made its way to the afterlife

Shen Qingqiu: No, I meant Shanghai China

Yue Qingyuan: What?

Shen Qingqiu: Specifically in the body of a rich young man with a family that loves him (and access to the best therapists in the country)

Yue Qingyuan: Oh, I guess that is a better place

Shen Qingqiu: Yeah, definitely better than a damp prison with no limbs

Shen Qingqiu: My morals and beliefs stayed strong, and the only thing that changed is my sexuality, and even then it was probably part of me longer than I ever knew

Shen Qingqiu: It's relieving to know that I never lost sight of who I truly am

Shang Qinghua: Same bro

Shen Qingqiu: Last week you told your guards to hang a prisoner by their entrails

So how about a crack cumplane fic where Shang Qinghua transmigrates into Luo Binghe and Shen Yuan into Mobei-Jun

SY!MBJ falls for SQH!LBH, and it's all Airplane's fault!! He's the one who made the protagonist into a peerless beauty, second to none!

Meanwhile SQH!LBH falls for SY!MBJ, but he can't help it!! That's his ideal man right there, even if he's now his fave anti fan! He just wants to fall into his tatas!!

Lan Shizui: Senior Wei, I'm heading on a night hunt with Wen Ning

Wei Wuxian: Ok bud, let me know when you're back!

Lan Shizui: I will!

Xie Lian: Who was that

Wei Wuxian: Oh, that's my son

Wei Wuxian, joking: I birthed him myself!

Shen Qingqiu: Really? I wasn't aware that mpreg existed in your world

Wei Wuxian: Em-what?

Yue Qingyuan: I don't remember you having a brother?

Shen Jiu: Well you also forgot to come back to me, so clearly your memory can't be trusted!

Yue Qingyuan, crying internally: Of course, sorry Xiao Jiu

Luo Bingge: Yes I have? I've fucked my general plenty of times

Shen Qingqiu: WHAT?!

Shen Qingqiu, to Shang Qinghua: WHAT?!?!

Shang Qinghua: Oh yeah, I wrote an extra where Bing-ge and my king got down and dirty. I didn't post it obviously, my homophobic fans would riot

Shen Qingqiu: Are you telling me that there is a piece of PIDW THAT I DIDN'T READ?!

Luo Bingge: The only way to take over Huan Hua Palace is to ruin the current head disciple

Gongyi Xiao: Binghe! Sorry, I meant Luo-shidi. Are you fitting in well? Has anyone been bullying you? Please let me know if you need anything and I'll get it for you

Luo Bingge: ...

After Airplane makes a comment on a forum that he's Mobei-Jun's husband, the System makes it true, but in a roundabout way

When Mobei-Jun is born he is told that he is destined to marry the god of their world by demon elders. This makes him a target, but the system grants him a lesser protag halo to survive childhood due to his status as god's spouse

Shang Qinghua finds out about this prophecy years into his servitude with Mobei-Jun, however he is unable to tell him he's god because, according to the System, 'parameters have not been met'

PIDW Fan: is MBJ married? who's his spouse?

Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky: me lol

After Dying

Mobei-Jun, meeting Shang Qinghua for the first time: I know who you are

Shang Qinghua: What?! How?!

Mobei-Jun, smiling: You're my husband

Shang Qinghua: WHAT?! SYSTEM!

Shen Qingqiu: Oh no, I'm under the effect of an obedience pollen and Luo Binghe is back from the Abyss!

Luo Binghe: Shizun is affected by an obedience pollen?

Shen Qingqiu: Fuck, I shouldn't have said that out loud

Luo Binghe: If that's the case then...

Shen Qingqiu, internally: Fuck fuck fuck

Luo Binghe: Call me a good boy