Just because I can, here’s a list with my side blogs:
@sanders-sides-fic -> A side blog for anything related to Sanders Sides, really. Mainly intended for my own fics originally, but a lot of other fan-stuff as well
@prompts-to-go -> A side blog dedicated to writing prompts. Those are mainly things I thought of for my own stories and gave up on, don’t think that I’ll come around to use or just think would make a nice prompt.
@welcome-to-the-deathworld -> A side blog for the humans are deathworlders fandom. Anything related to this fandom goes here from now on. I just think it’s a neat tag, and I like the concept. Just me playing with the possibilities, nothing much.
@rebloged-content -> A side blog to reblog all the art, fan fictions and original works other creators made to. I enjoyed all of this very much, and I hope others will do the same. None of the stuff here is mine, but it’s a good place to find content from all sorts of creators. I guess?
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Disciple Shen Yuan (during disciple Shen Jiu era) who accidentally became the Divination Peak's head disciple bc he worked so hard and used all his meta knowledge, just so he could make a video-based divination system that shows the future. The Peak Lords were all appropriately impressed and this seals Shen Yuan as the next Divination Peak Peak Lord. A lot of pre-canon problems get solved. It becomes a world-changing invention.
Shen Yuan made it just to watch the endings of all his favorite animes.
Just. The hilarity of Peak Lord Shen Yuan becoming this mysterious genius Seer, sought after by the entire cultivational world. And then he just locks himself inside, pretending to be "prophesizing" or something. He's a full blown NEET at this point. He completely misses Shen Jiu's entry to the sect bc he was too busy "dvining" the next episode of Frieren Beyond the Journey's End. The next time he comes out, its with some vague words of valuing time spent with your peers.
The Qing Generation Peak Lords immediately listens to him and are now doing constant meet ups as the equivalent of team bulding exercises. The Shen Qingqiu rumors get solved. Shen Jiu is appropriately wary of this seemingly all knowing Peak Lord whom everyone listens to. And yet he also considers. Someone who can see the future? Someone who can SPEAK of the future they see and CHANGE it? Oh? Someone who can see all possible threats? What do you mean he can also divine your past? Past as in blackmail material?
Shen Jiu, in a fit of genius proving his right to be called the sect strategist, decides he'll have to test tf outta Shen Yuan to see if he can trust him (and sj is also low key terrified and hateful bc here is someone who can ruin everything he's ever done and he will NOT just let it be tyvm) and so Shen Jiu just. Does some minor (extensive) background search. And tries ro get Shen Yuan to snap. Yeah, that's right. Just annoy the scary all-seeing dude.
Shen Yuan eventually gets super annoyed, his inner internet troll has been desperately struggling to get free for YEARS, and now here's a convenient target who totally deserves it. Shen-Shixiong you total prick, why do you keep digging up everything about Shen Yuan!
So. In a fit of similar genius spiked with way too much pettiness, Shen Yuan goes "You little prick, lets see how you like it when YOUR privacy gets invaded!" and promptly plays a random scene from Shen Jiu's future ala projector style while they were in a Peak Lord meeting.
Shen Yuan made sure its nothing distressing or embarassing, he's petty not cruel! Except he did this by just doing a routine surface level scan of the emotions involved, and it was on "happy." Shen Yuan, a fuerdai who never really knew about Shen Jiu's past, just assumed it'd be a basic scene of maybe having a good meal or talking to a friend or something. He did NOT realize how fucking rare "Happy" is for Shen Jiu.
The scene that plays is a marriage.
Two figures decked in regal red marriage robes are in a bow in front of each other. The unmistakeable Grand Hall of Cang Qiong swathed in tastefully luxurious decorations surrounds them. There are also a lot of other damning details.
Qing Jing Peak's logo is embroidered onto the billowing ribbons. Paired with Divination Peak's own logo.
The two figures stand.
Its Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan.
When future-Shen Jiu actually smiled at future-Shen Yuan (who looks disgustingly in love wtf) and started leaning in for a kiss, present-Shen Yuan violently slams the divining tool off.
The loud slam is followed with a damning silent moment. That, unfortunately, lasted only for an actual moment.
Someone clears their throat.
Its Qi Qingqi.
She has a shit eating grin on her face. Besides her, Wei Qingwei's expression is slowly starting to match. Around, the other peak lords are either too invested, or carefully avoiding looking at him and Shen Jiu.
Shen Yuan very, very carefully does not look Shen Jiu's way.
"So..." Qi Qingqi begins. "Interesting divination there, Shen-Da-Shixiong, Shen-Er-Shixiong." Her words practically drip with insinuation.
Oh God. Oh Fuck. Fuck no.
Side Notes:
Shen Yuan's eyes glow a beight system blue whenever he "divines the future"
Shen Yuan wears a fortune teller outfit, meaning he's typically covered head to toe, complete with a veil.
Shen Yuan CAN actually see the future and show it to other people, either ala projector style 2d view of his choosing. or a complete 3d (like a pensieve in hp)
Shen Yuan: This is ridiculous! I don't want to be head disciple! Make Ming Fan be Head Disciple
Shen Jiu: I am the Peak Lord of Qing Jing Peak and it is my decision and my decision alone who is or is not my head disciple and your objections and protestations are irrelevant
Shen Yuan: *quiet and threatening* Fine. I'll be Head Disciple. I'll be the best fucking Head Disciple this peak ever had
Shen Jiu: *also threatening* I look forward to it
Ning Yingying: ...I don't think that's how appointments of head disciples usually go.
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Shen Yuan, critiquing Binghe's work: This is peak.
Luo Binghe, nodding along rapidly, because even though what his Shizun said has arguably nothing to do with his work, this IS Qing Jing Peak, and he sounded proud enough.
SJ, after eating LBH’s meals: *silently pushes a pastry towards LBH*
LBH: FINE YOU CAN STAY ANOTHER DAY
SY: …. You’ve been saying this every day tho?
It would be hilarious if Bingqiu is married but SY’s twin, SJ, still lives in the bamboo house with them and LBH just treats him like a stray pet cat lmaooo
I’m beginning to realize that I’m obsessed with drawing Luo Binghe…
“Princess and the Pauper”-inspired Shen twins Au, anyone?
Shen Jiu has become Shen Qingqiu, and he lives on Qing Jing Peak in luxury. Annoyingly, he can’t help but feel hateful all the time, at the world around him, at Yue Qingyuan, at his prejudices martial family, at his own disciples, at himself. Everybody knows him, but nobody truly knows him anymore.
His twin Shen Yuan is living in the town below the sect. Maybe he had a falling-out with Shen Jiu, or maybe he just didn’t manage to get into the sect with him, or perhaps they were separated during their slave days and don’t even know where the other is. Point is: Shen Yuan lives a simple life, though he managed to cultivate a golden core of his own.
Then one day, Shen Qingqiu is just gone. Nobody knows anything, but the sects greatest strategist disappearing from his own home so suddenly is bound to cause a mass panic.
Maybe Yue Qingyuan knew Shen Yuan was living in that town already or maybe he stumbled upon Shen Yuan by accident. Either way, he asks Shen Yuan to pretend to be Shen Qingqiu, just for a while. Just until he can find his Xiao Jiu. And Shen Yuan, probably without knowing why, accepts.
I dunno, I just think that would be an interesting concept to explore.
Shen Yuan is actually a great cautionary tale abt underestimating the effect your presence has on the ones you care about. You are fucking important. Your good actions matter, and won’t be completely erased by one bad deed. Your life matters. People care about you. They won’t stop caring about you just bc you think they would be justified to. Communicate. Do not kys right in front of your favourite person out of a misguided attempt to cheer them up with your death you fucking idiot I swear to Airplane.
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Him not being Shen Qingqiu but an overpowered NPC ... Rimuru Tempest style
Ridiculously overpowered, but using most of his abilities on his funny little projects, self-indulgent research or pure entertainment.
He has all the obscure knowledge of world-shattering artifacts and once-in-a-millennia fauna and flora ... just to make the most ridiculous shit out of it.
But Shen Yuan is the older brother, by a good few years, who studied under Huan Hua palace. He finds out the palace master is a creep, moves out and become a royal cultivator at court. His family back home is doing fine, his baby brother is learning well but tends to be a bit spoiled - but that's a good thing! He knows this because of letters.
At least he thought so until he comes home and his baby brother isn't there. Worse, his baby brother's room in completely empty.
Turns out, Shen Yuan's mother, a greedy concubine, "lost" the child after his mother, the main wife, died. Because now Shen Yuan is the sole heir again, despite being a concubine's child. Shouldn't he be grateful for that?
Spoiler alert: He's not.
In a violent qi deviation, Shen Yuan razes the house, including all inhabitants, to the ground. He searches for his baby brother, but despite gladly taking the financial support Shen Yuan used to send for the little guy's education it's been years since he vanished and nobody bothered to actually search.
At the same time, a little slave burns down another noble family's manor somewhere far more north. He escapes his fate as a slave, becomes the student of known demonic cultivator Wu Yanzi and suffers under his new shizun's cruel hand.
Shen Yuan keeps searching for his brother. His desperate search and deep grief are known throughout the entire empire, and everybody knows the only reason the head of the Shen Clan is still working for the imperial family is because their resources could be useful in finding his brother.
And then he's send to attend the ascension ceremony of some great sect, where the next generation is appointed as Peak Lords. He doesn't really care, barely even looks at the new Peak Lords and honestly just wants to get back to the information broker he's found somewhere around here…
Until there's suddenly a face he knows. The same hair and aristocratic nose Shen Yuan has, the sharp jaw he didn't inherit from their father and the black phoenix eyes the dead main wife used to have.
In a fluttering of imperial silk and dangerously unstable qi, the barely appointed Qing Jing Peak Lord suddenly finds himself buried beneath one of the state guests. Chaos is just about to break out and the other new Peak Lords as well as the not-yet-ascended ones fear what Shen Jiu did this time to piss of the imperial cultivator - until a shaking voice breaks through the crowd: "A-Jiu, it's me. It's gege. You're safe, I found you, you're safe now."
Of course, the System choses this exact moment to come online and reinstate Shen Yuan's memories from his last life. Which means not only was he too late to prevent his brother's tragic backstory, he's probably also too late to help his baby brother become a person who won't be human-pickled.
Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.Â
Odysseus: Regret it why?
Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.
Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.Â
*A couple of months later*Â
Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.Â
Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.Â
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“If they’re not showing you effort, they’re not interested” bro I can barely show interest in my own hobbies. get down off your pedestal a moment
i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”
No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.
…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.
