gosh darn fiddlesticks

do not, my friends, become addicted to touching. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

it will take hold of me?🥺👉👈

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

having day bad enough that you're struggling to mask and disassociate at work is so funny. Oh right I think all of you are disgusting and in a just world you would be unworthy to comprise the soil on which i walk

It's fucking sick how politically extreme rhetoric is so commonplace nowadays. It isn't funny to joke about a passionate fan killing a political leader to stop the game if the Knicks start losing badly. It is not appropriate to joke about Jalen Brunson himself pulling a gun out of his waistband to do the deed. It is not okay to talk about every person at MSG tonight rising up to tear him apart like shredded pork. It would not be cool even a little if a particularly loud buzzer sound stopped his heart

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is