gosh darn fiddlesticks

ugly man

Human: We just train new people how to do it?

Elf: *gears visibly turning in their head*

Human: Are you alright?

Elf: I just realized that we didn’t have to let that whole city fall to ruin just because my grandfather died.

Human: My cousin made it.

Elf: Impossible! Those metalworking techniques were lost a hundred years ago!

Human: What do you mean lost? My great-grandmother learned to make these swords from an elven smith, then taught it to her kids.

Elf: That's ridiculous. No elf would give such secrets to a human.

Human: They didn't. Meemaw delivered the metal to the forge, and no one kicked her out when she stayed and watched. She always said they barely acknowledged her even when doing business with her, like she wasn't worth noticing.

Elf: Come to think of it, my great-uncle always was rather single-minded when he started working.

Human: So he wasn't ignoring her, he just forgot she was there?

#you don't need figurative immortality if you have literal immortality

other things in this category-ish I’ve thought of

polycule

miis in relationships can still get crushes on other miis (it’d just be less common or wtv)

10 yo miis cant get crushes on 17 yo miis

uhhh more pronouns/custom pronouns

make it woker

okay screw being on

Three block or one block bush items

more little quirks… i am a sucker for little quirks…