gosh darn fiddlesticks

Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

since i am a trans woman who plays sports i will never find your joke about trans women in sports funny. sorry.

been said before but. allies also often throw in a “well actually when transwomen are included in sports with regular women they come nowhere near being the best so it’s fine to let them compete together.” bc like, well, i would like to think i could one day become the best. am i only allowed to play in sports because I’m not actually trying? it shows that there is actually a threshold in ability that, when reached, will cause certain groups of people who seem to support trans women in sports to reevaluate and find out they have been bioessentialists the whole time

Every time I compete I am scared I will win. Nobody should ever have to be in that situation. I got second at a competition and I saw the look on the face of the woman who got third, and I left that competition as quickly as I could because I didn't know if she would try to do something about it.

i drink san marzano tomato sauce to gain acid spit and i gleeked on my brother and watched him burn

Ma'am we regret to inform you that your son passed away in a freak weather accident where he was picked up by a gust and slammed repeatedly against a nearby tree. He did not go quick. His last words were, "I've heard of March winds but this is ridiculous." Said in, if I may say, an extremely bad Rodney Dangerfield impression. We're sorry for your loss. Although how great of a loss can it really be if his Rodney Dangerfield impression is that bad? Sorry. Was.