Grrrr Hoot

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

i tried debate club in high school. debate is such a postmodern concept. its so hedonistic in its echewal of truth. nothing matters its knly how you frame the world. you can do anything you want forever

There somehow just keeps being More Dress

the king has abruptly fired 60% of his wizard staff, so he’s about to be abruptly surprised at who floated 100% of his formerly floating sky castle

I heard they're planning to maintain their levitation rites with autonomous constructs from now on, saying wizards are going to be totally obsolete within the season... so, ah, I'd invest in falling island insurance.

breeding brachycephalic dogs and cats is such a wack choice when the snout is literally one of the best features of Creature

Mount & Blade: Songs of Arrakis????

if you spend your life bitching and complaining about the fact people are 'expected' to engage in the dreaded pointless banal '''small talk''' instead of learning to trade pleasantries with the people around you, you will never know the true and heady joy of doing a dumb bit with a complete stranger and as a result your soul will remain small

#my favorite bit is when i wear my wrist braces in public and someone asks if I got hurt#and I tell them something patently insane #'I got into a Kung Fu Battle with the local canada geese' insane #and realizing that We Are Playing A Game #they will Yes And me #'Oh yeah they've been taking lessons from the squirrels' they nod #and within two minutes the lady cutting my fabric at the quilt store and I have a whole bit about the urban animals all being in rival dojo #The grandma behind me chimes in that the fat raccoons under her porch must be doing Sumo

Inadvisable tabletop RPG premise #137: Metal (as in the music) themed Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition clone with a separate character class for each subgenre.

I've lost one of my hoops 😭

Hoop returned!!!