Beatrice's Wife

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

In chapter 4 and am constantly flip floping on how I feel about Rosa. You're such a well written character who has a tragic story of not being able to break the cycle of abuse and generational trauma with your daughter, go fuck yourself

being a fan of an immoral character is always so tiring bc there’s always two different types of people you’ll encounter when you say you like said character. you either find someone who likes the character too but they excuse everything the character did and say that they did nothing wrong and make disgusting jokes, or the opposing side where they will call u disgusting/weird and think you agree with the terrible acts the character has committed. why is there never an in between?

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert