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Coco: Please... please! Stop putting your hair up in a bun.

Coco: Because every time I see you from behind I think "Oh, a cute butch ahead!".

Coco: But then you turn around... *Weeps with a wail*

Coco: You turn around and all I feel is betrayal!

Jaune: *In tight tanktop because of the hot weather and with his hair grown out* I said I was sorry!

Coco: Betrayal! *Howling like a banshee*

Jaune: *Grumbling, making a Scroll call* Velvet, please come pick up this sad excuse of an adult ass woman. She's being way too lesbian right now.

Velvet: *Audible facepalm from the other side of the call* [I'll be right there. Really thought we had fixed this behaviour by now.]

Coco: *Hears Velvet's lament* Velv! Honey-bun! He had a stubble beard too! Don't you understand?! The broad back, the exposed neck, the tight triceps and the thicc butt!

Velvet: *Sighing deeply* Yes, yes. Jaune's very attractive. Just stop crying like it's the end of the world.

Coco: *Sobbing uncontrollably* I caaaaaaaahahaaaan't... He jumbled my hormones and my feelings are confused!

Coco: *Approaching a mild panic attack* My idea of "her" is clashing with the reality of "him" and now I don't know whether to be horny or horrified!

Jaune: *Still holding the Scroll* Please hurry... I'm starting to wonder whether I should worry about my chastity or my life.

Velvet: *Heard running on the other side* [Hurrying. Just... try to explain the concept of "the exception" or something.]

Jaune: Don't think that's how that works...

And now I introduce the most Puppish catgirl Adenium, Ruby's first fusion and one that has been on my mind for a hot minute. Her eyes are more golden than amber and her semblance... Hmm, lets call it Ebony Rush.

Essentially, Adenium turns into a moving shadow, and as such is no longer impeded by the forces of physics. Being a shadow Gravity nor wind resistance has any effects on her while active hell she can even phase through objects.

"Ohmigosh, I love shipping Weiss and (insert non-Jaune character) because she secretly has a sweet side and has always been nothing but kind to everyone from the start~!"

But let's be clear on just how bad Weiss was in V1. She wasn't willing to trust others, she acted coldly to those she didn't see as being worthy and she had issues with her perception of groups of people like the Faunus. But Weiss is far from an evil character and I have seen many a fanfic go way overboard with her portrayal in V1 just like I have seen many a fanfic portray Jaune as some baseline misogynist in V1 as well.

It needs to be said that, like Jaune, Weiss was flawed but ultimately at her core she was raised and centered herself on decent values and her interactions with RWBY+JNPR refine her into a better person just like Jaune becomes a better person.

So, making it clear to not go overboard with how bad Weiss or Jaune were at this point (because they truly were not that bad to their core and did become friends as of V1 even), I think the idea that Jaune needed to "take a hint" is quite flawed as well. Jaune only asked her out twice. Yes, he flirted with her during initiation, but when he had an actual crush on her, he only asked her out twice and even then he didn't properly confess his feelings to her either.

People saying Jaune therefore "didn't back down" or "learn from his mistakes" are completely off-base, Jaune asked a bare minimum number of times and the reason he went back for the third even was because he never properly told Weiss he actually had a crush on her. He just asked her to do things, which reinforced her previous perception of him. This is a very important distinction.

Also the idea that Jaune "doesn't deserve" or "isn't good enough" for Pyrrha OR Weiss is fundamentally against their character arc. The whole point is that they wish to be treated as the person they are not the status symbol they represent. Saying that is like saying you support Henry Marigold x Weiss Schnee because they are similar in status. Ewwww.

"Ohmigosh, I love shipping Weiss and (insert non-Jaune character) because she secretly has a sweet side and has always been nothing but kind to everyone from the start~!"

But let's be clear on just how bad Weiss was in V1. She wasn't willing to trust others, she acted coldly to those she didn't see as being worthy and she had issues with her perception of groups of people like the Faunus. But Weiss is far from an evil character and I have seen many a fanfic go way overboard with her portrayal in V1 just like I have seen many a fanfic portray Jaune as some baseline misogynist in V1 as well.

It needs to be said that, like Jaune, Weiss was flawed but ultimately at her core she was raised and centered herself on decent values and her interactions with RWBY+JNPR refine her into a better person just like Jaune becomes a better person.

So, making it clear to not go overboard with how bad Weiss or Jaune were at this point (because they truly were not that bad to their core and did become friends as of V1 even), I think the idea that Jaune needed to "take a hint" is quite flawed as well. Jaune only asked her out twice. Yes, he flirted with her during initiation, but when he had an actual crush on her, he only asked her out twice and even then he didn't properly confess his feelings to her either.

People saying Jaune therefore "didn't back down" or "learn from his mistakes" are completely off-base, Jaune asked a bare minimum number of times and the reason he went back for the third even was because he never properly told Weiss he actually had a crush on her. He just asked her to do things, which reinforced her previous perception of him. This is a very important distinction.

Also the idea that Jaune "doesn't deserve" or "isn't good enough" for Pyrrha OR Weiss is fundamentally against their character arc. The whole point is that they wish to be treated as the person they are not the status symbol they represent. Saying that is like saying you support Henry Marigold x Weiss Schnee because they are similar in status. Ewwww.

Jesus, Jimmy. Which interdimensional Tinder did you find this one on?!

How would team rwby and jnpr react about jaune daiting arcee? (Also i updated the ship list)

*Jaune, sitting on Arcee's shoulder in front of team RWBY and NPR*

Yang: I... How... HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK!?

Jaune: What? We bonded, really got to know each other, and just clicked.

Yang: It's been a month!

Jaune: So?

Yang: Ugh... Whatever.

Blake: Still, how does this even work? I mean this with all respect, but what attracted you to each other?

Arcee: Let's just say Jaune is cute, he's like... A cute little stuffed animal I have on me 24/7. Plus, while he can be a bit of a dork, he's brave, kind, and honest, and that's something I admire about him.

Jaune: And Arcee's is great too! She can be hard on me sometimes, but that's because she cares. She may act tough and uncaring at times, but behind that act, she's caring and would risk her life for those she cares about.

Weiss: That's actually really sweet.

Jaune: Yeah... Also, she's a giant robot lady! Any man would kill for this chance!

*Nora turns to Ren with a raised brow*

Nora: Is this true?

Ren: ... He's not exactly wrong...

Yang: Still... How does the uh... Ya know... How do you two... Have sex? Do you even have sex?

*Jaune and Arcee glanced at each other quickly, before turning back to the others*

Jaune: Fred Perry

Yang: Fred Perry?

Arcee: *Nods* Fred Perry.

Yang: ... I feel like that explains everything and nothing...

~~~ ~~~ ~~~

I saw the update you mentioned and Hell Yeah!!! I agree a hundred percent with all of them!

How would team rwby and jnpr react about jaune daiting arcee? (Also i updated the ship list)

*Jaune, sitting on Arcee's shoulder in front of team RWBY and NPR*

Yang: I... How... HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK!?

Jaune: What? We bonded, really got to know each other, and just clicked.

Yang: It's been a month!

Jaune: So?

Yang: Ugh... Whatever.

Blake: Still, how does this even work? I mean this with all respect, but what attracted you to each other?

Arcee: Let's just say Jaune is cute, he's like... A cute little stuffed animal I have on me 24/7. Plus, while he can be a bit of a dork, he's brave, kind, and honest, and that's something I admire about him.

Jaune: And Arcee's is great too! She can be hard on me sometimes, but that's because she cares. She may act tough and uncaring at times, but behind that act, she's caring and would risk her life for those she cares about.

Weiss: That's actually really sweet.

Jaune: Yeah... Also, she's a giant robot lady! Any man would kill for this chance!

*Nora turns to Ren with a raised brow*

Nora: Is this true?

Ren: ... He's not exactly wrong...

Yang: Still... How does the uh... Ya know... How do you two... Have sex? Do you even have sex?

*Jaune and Arcee glanced at each other quickly, before turning back to the others*

Jaune: Fred Perry

Yang: Fred Perry?

Arcee: *Nods* Fred Perry.

Yang: ... I feel like that explains everything and nothing...

~~~ ~~~ ~~~

I saw the update you mentioned and Hell Yeah!!! I agree a hundred percent with all of them!

How would team rwby and jnpr react about jaune daiting arcee? (Also i updated the ship list)

*Jaune, sitting on Arcee's shoulder in front of team RWBY and NPR*

Yang: I... How... HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK!?

Jaune: What? We bonded, really got to know each other, and just clicked.

Yang: It's been a month!

Jaune: So?

Yang: Ugh... Whatever.

Blake: Still, how does this even work? I mean this with all respect, but what attracted you to each other?

Arcee: Let's just say Jaune is cute, he's like... A cute little stuffed animal I have on me 24/7. Plus, while he can be a bit of a dork, he's brave, kind, and honest, and that's something I admire about him.

Jaune: And Arcee's is great too! She can be hard on me sometimes, but that's because she cares. She may act tough and uncaring at times, but behind that act, she's caring and would risk her life for those she cares about.

Weiss: That's actually really sweet.

Jaune: Yeah... Also, she's a giant robot lady! Any man would kill for this chance!

*Nora turns to Ren with a raised brow*

Nora: Is this true?

Ren: ... He's not exactly wrong...

Yang: Still... How does the uh... Ya know... How do you two... Have sex? Do you even have sex?

*Jaune and Arcee glanced at each other quickly, before turning back to the others*

Jaune: Fred Perry

Yang: Fred Perry?

Arcee: *Nods* Fred Perry.

Yang: ... I feel like that explains everything and nothing...

~~~ ~~~ ~~~

I saw the update you mentioned and Hell Yeah!!! I agree a hundred percent with all of them!

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