#howlingday

(><ooooy much as I know I put Naruto in as a Maybe, it is your birthday, just figured it'd involve one of my main dudes but it's what the guest of honour asked for. Well just this one time of course.)

Now despite what one might think, especially certain entitled little ingrate sons, in spite of how often his work as Hokage kept him, Naruto was a very devoted family man and of course what he and Hinata had was very active and healthy far as love and passion went. If anything it's a wonder they only had the two kids between them but that certainly didn't mean their sex life was dull. Far from it especially when it came to certain special occasion dates like the whiskered dude's own birthday and oooh did his lavender beauty of a wife have quite the gift in store for him when he came home. Finding the kids gone out on sleepovers which meant that they had the place to themselves all night and the whole weekend but oh what a present he found waiting in the bedroom.....

Hinata sat their alongside a literal twin version of herself but looking more how she looked back in her chunin days, seeming part way between sisters and mother/daughter and both rocking violet lingerie and sensual smiles in spite of the cute blushes they wore on their faces. The lovely first lady had decided for her man, why settle for just a threesome with her or any of the other women in his life they were well acquainted with or even her own sister when this would suffice even more so?! An idea he clearly liked judging the raging hard-on he was now packing with his wife and the transformed shadow clone wishing him a very happy birthday as they stripped naked and got to work expressing their love and devotion to him. The former unpredictable knucklehead groaning as he found his now exposed and freed cock on the receiving end of a sloppy tandem blowjob/titfuck combination from Hinata squared, which did the trick of riling him just how she liked him to be......down to fuck......

And ooooh how they fucked alright, his boundless stamina enabling him to enjoy the twin wife duo both individually and together at once, to their delight of course. From plowing one doggy style as she at the other Hinata out to all the ways she just loved being taken by him from prone to a mating press but oooh once he decided to pull off his own shadow clone jutsu, that was when it got really fun. Because before the hoard of horny husbands could pounce and overwhelm them with their raw lust and virility, Hinata made another transformer clone of her own, this one in her very well blesse genin era....and that was when she knew she wasn't going to be getting any sleep tonight. Ooh she could just imagine how much payback she was going to get on her own birthday that was for sure!!

Hoo, boy that’s a tough one…

I’m torn between choices, because I can’t pick between most evil (Firelord Ozai), most interesting as a deep character (the Joker), the one I was most satisfied to see killed (Rest in hell, Emperor Belos!), the one I find most sympathetic (Davy Jones), or the one who seems most competent (Moff Gideon).

I even have a special place in my heart for the capitalist dickhead Beckett from Pirates of the Caribbean based solely on one line: “You can fight, and you’ll all die…or you can surrender, and only MOST of you will die!”

Based on @gorillageek27 and @howlingday collab @incorrect-strq-quotes

Well if I picked off the top of my head? A Lance or Spear that is also a sniper rifle.

But I'm thinking of a large Ax to match the lumber jack who saved Red riding hood but the ax could turn into a long distance rifle. I would also give her small hands Blade so if she lost her main weapon she would have something. I would need to draw some stuff and think more but yeah I feel like I'm on the right path.

Oh something that bothers me the most about her scythe is the fact that most of the blade is covered.

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