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Praying Mantis costume by Imile Wepener
[Sarah McLaughlin’s Angel playing] Every day, tens of people pick up a Realm of the Elderlings book mistaking it for the start of a standalone trilogy. They don’t know who the fuck Amber is or why they should care. Where did the dragons come from? Who the hell are Fitz and the Fool and why is their reunion so erotically charged? Well they would know if any editions ever made it clear in their “also by Robin Hobb” page that the goddamn books are chronological and have an overarching plot. Please, help future and potential readers be properly devastated. Give me $5 so i can vandalize library and bookstore copies across the nation with stickers that explain the reading order
Eden Kalif, Good Cats

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What would you rather find living in your attic/basement/spare room?
1000 cockroaches
One man
If you don't have one of those, imagine that you do.
[ID: A 4-panel pencil comic. Panel 1, labelled "circa 2008," shows a laptop screen with a "before" panel on the left showing a character with scruffy short hair and big glasses, and an after panel where they have big anime eyes and their hair has been cut to lie flat and neat, surrounded by sparkles. The second panel shows a person with a bob and tucked back fringe sitting on a bed with their head resting on their hands watching the screen, labelled "~13yo egg" and thinking "I thought she looked fine before..." while the laptop plays "wow, she looks so much better!" and "So pretty, Haruhi!" A cat also sleeps in one corner.
The second two panels are labelled "2026" and show a bathroom mirror. A person walks past the mirror and stops to look at their reflection, which is very similar to the "before" image in panel 1. The last panel shows them with a small smile, thinking "hehe." End ID]
I missed make a terrible comic day but I'm doing it today instead. I think this makes it more terrible? Anyway I love being vindicated almost 2 decades after the fact 😎
I gotta hand it to sandler that this scene is exactly what listening to that song feels like.
The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious
Beetle bread, 2023-08-13

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steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower
sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it
And behold, an angel of the Lord stood before them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were sore afraid.
it actually is insane to me that it's a cultural norm for men to suck ass at getting their wives/gfs gifts. especially when they whine about how they have no idea what women like.
man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.
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