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Ruby: Oh, im so sad right now. So sad.
Ruby: Pulls down your pants.
Jaune: ...
Ruby: So sad. Pull down your pants.
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Ruby: Oh, im so sad right now. So sad.
Ruby: Pulls down your pants.
Jaune: ...
Ruby: So sad. Pull down your pants.

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Ruby: Oh man, Weiss has so much dominant energy. I can’t imagine what she’ll do to me in bed.
Jaune: It has nothing to do with being a dom in bed. You don’t want a dom, you love Weiss because she’s an assertive person and you’re autistic. You need to know what people want. Assertive people, like Weiss, will tell you what they want.
Ruby: …
Jaune: You’re not a sub. You just wanna be told, ‘Hey that’s not making me feel real good.’ Instead of, ‘Yeah no it’s fine.’
Ruby: FUCK!!!
Star power!
Summer:Mother, I come to you as a humble student.
Weiss:What lessons do you seek, O stubborn one?
Summer:…I wanna elevate my performances.
Weiss:*eyes widening* Is my dear daughter asking me for musical help? Am I talking to the correct person?
Summer:Ha, Ha…get it all out. Lately i feel like I’ve lost my fire, and people have clearly noticed.
Weiss:Have you fallen out of love with it all?
Summer:No. I just….don’t feel the same, which is supposed to be good, but….
Weiss:For lack of a better term, you were fighting for your life on stage. Each song was a statement and a strike to yourself that thought it was over. Between that and your snowboarding, you’re an adrenaline junky.
Summer:…..I don’t like that cold read on me, but continue.
Weiss:I’m a bit the same. It’s okay. You just gotta find a new rhythm. Get high on life so to speak. There’s a ton you still want to say and express; do it even if it’s different from what the audience expects.
Summer:Okay but that doesn’t help with actual better presence.
Weiss:Ah. It’s all confidence and intent. You can’t get it wrong if you don’t care, haha! To the car! You’ve always been a visual learner.
Summer:Are you going to do something dramatic?
Weiss:*smiles*
xxxxx
At the massive and busy Atlas Outlet Mall, hundreds of citizens go on about their day. In the center of it all is a stage used for ceremonies, events, etc; always ready to be used by someone. The mall is even grateful enough to have set up standard instruments as well as connecting to scrolls.
Summer:Why is everything a trail by fire with you?
Jaune:Your mother fought to get out of her own house. Anyways, you two want anything from the food court after this? I’ll just get it now.
Summer:Cheesesteak.
Weiss:Focus! You’re here to watch a pro in her element. Now then, any requests before I go up there?
Summer:How about….a song from when you and dad broke up?
Jaune:Pfft!
Weiss:I knew I should’ve burned those albums.
Summer:What? I’ve heard so many others outside of that time. Besides, a pro should be able to adapt, riiiight?
Weiss:No need to goad me. I was never going to refuse. Jaune, stay here and watch.
Jaune:Oh~ so you’re really going to recreate a concert?
Weiss:*cracking fingers* What’s a little public role playing between lovers?
Summer:Groooooosssss.
As she looked at her mother, a noticeable shift in the air caused her to stand up a little straighter. It wasn’t dangerous or negative. The performance had already begun. Weiss strutted off towards the stage without a single word.
Perhaps Summer wasn’t crazy, because others slowly began to notice Atlas’s brilliant daughter take her first step onto the stage. One single clap hushed the surrounding public while her attention remained on a piano. Not once did she pay attention to the audience yet. Again, she clapped, and continued to do so in a simple and predictable rhythm. Others mimicked it soon after, even when she stopped, they understood not to.
Weiss pointed out towards a control panel before quickly raising the finger straight up towards the light above her. It was on within half a minute, lighting up a smirk and hidden eyes. The clapping grew louder as more people joining, making the singer’s body sway to the beat over to play a few keys on the piano. Her scroll picked up the tune and immediately connected to a long forgotten instrumental. No need for her to go all out with her classical talents; it was a lesson in stage presence after all. The stereos and automatic instruments played the recording just fine. Step by step, Weiss stood in front of the mic stand, her fingers slowly trailing up cold metal and barely holding the microphone itself.
All this time her eye remained hidden as her head bobbed gently to the rhythm while the music began. Just as Summer watched her mother’s lips barely open, the right hand left the microphone, combining beautifully well kept hair until it flowed freely out of its restraints with one shake. As it fell, icy blue eyes made contact with the crowd, yet Summer was positive she was only staring at her. That’s when she remembered who she was standing right next to.
🎶You can hide from the light
Turn your back on the sky
There's no sun like my star
See the world shining bright
Through the tears in your eyes
Such a fine work of art~
My savior
Oh, what a beautiful soul
I don’t believe you, you're a liar
Your darkness and mine
A storm I can't disobey
Come and take me away!
Ruler of my heart, ruler of my heart, ruler of my heart
Eternally beautiful~
Ruler of my heart, ruler of my heart, ruler of my heart🎶
To say Jaune was blushing was an understatement. A much different reaction than before, but his heart raced all the same, and Weiss never broke eye contact. The luring grin of a siren briefly painted her face before her gaze softened like a beggar finding their faith, pleading , yet never failing to their needs. Summer never really knew which parent was wrapped around the other’s finger, but what she understood now was how so many could be captivated by Weiss Schnee. This wasn’t performing a song. This was casting a spell.
🎶The endless walls you’re building
They fall to thе ground
In a single moment crushing down!
I could go blind and deaf
'Til I havе nothing left
Collapsing my world~
My savior!
There is no beauty like yours~
Make me your God, I can give you everything!
Your darkness and mine
A storm I can't disobey
Let me take you awaaaaaaay~
Ruler of my heart, ruler of my heart, ruler of my heart
Eternally beautiful~
Ruler of my heart, ruler of my heart, ruler of my heeeaaaart! 🎶
Fingers slipped away from the microphone as eyes seemingly managed to pry themselves off their target, falling onto Summer and many spectators with a burning yet frigid indifference that only conjured swooning and chills from the audience as they watched the women seemingly get lost in the music. If you watched closely, Weiss’s eyes would occasionally land on Jaune again before running away with the notes. What was once a siren on stage now felt more akin to a phantom longing for centuries gone by.
Ruler of my heart, ruler of my heart, ruler of my heart…
Ruler of my heart, ruler of my heart, ruler of my….heeeaaarrrrt…
With one lingering look towards the distant sky and a turn of the head to hide faux pain, the crowd erupted in applause upon hearing the final note. Summer remained captivated right up until her mother’s head whipped towards the crowd with a familiar bright and sunny grin. Weiss took a bow, then stepped off the stage causally.
Weiss:Hiiiiiiiii!!!! Pretty impressive, right?
Jaune:That certainly took me back.
Weiss:Right!? So embarrassing. If only you made that cute expression back then. It would’ve saved me half an album’s work. Anyways, learn anything?
Summer:H…How? You were so here, but…not? I just…you locked in so easily!
Weiss:Listen well, my beautiful and talented daughter. My precious little remix. *ties hair up* Never ask yourself how to give the audience more. They’ll never be satisfied. Instead, consider what value do they give you when you stand on stage. Who is it you are actually looking out and trying to reach. Are you trying to reach any at all? Sometimes, you just want to say something and whoever listens, listens. If you understand what you’re trying to say get out of your music and performance, the charm and confidence comes naturally. It’s the dance choreography that’s brutal, haha!
Summer:….So this is what it feels like when a genius in your field blows you out of the water? I should be a little nicer to people.
Weiss:Are you even listening!?
Jaune:Give her a minute. She’s having an Arc moment.
Summer:*internal panic* Uuughghh!
Weiss:Maybe I should’ve started with the verbal lesson? Ugh, this is why I refused to get into teaching. Summer! *holds her face*
Summer:Huh!?
Weisss:*grins* Mommy can’t wait to see you shine even brighter than ever! Give it your all!
Summer:*red*….Kay.
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She’s Banned From The Kitchen For A Reason
Arslan: Pyrrha’s banned from the kitchen?
Reese: Let me guess: Hot girl can’t cook trope?
Coco: Good guess, but actually no.
Yang: But the trope still stands.
Nora: Pyrrha is a terrible cook.
Pyrrha: Hey!
Coco: But she wasn’t banned for that.
Reese: Then why was Pyrrha banned from the kitchen?
Pyrrha: Well, I saw Jaune kneading dough with his large muscular hands, and I asked him to do the same to me. That’s it.
Yang: Your missing the part where you snuck into the kitchen before Jaune did.
Nora: And, the part you were covered in egg whites, and melted butter.
Coco: And, the fact that you were naked at the time~!
Reese: Wha…?!
Arslan: E-Excuse me?!
Pyrrha: And asked politely for Jaune to knead me. Why does everyone forget that part?
Nora: I think it was because of all the food safety violations you made with that stunt.
Reese: Oh gods…?!
Arslan: You’d think this is something that Blake would do. But, you of all people did that?!
Pyrrha: Oh, don’t give me that look. You all would have done it too. You’ve all seen how Jaune can knead bread. You’ve all thought about him baking ‘bread’ in the ‘oven’ too.
YNCAR: …
Coco: You think he’ll be okay with whipped cream?
Nora: So long as it isn’t messy he might. He didn’t like the mess we made when I tried it with syrup.
Arslan: You did what?!
Reese: No chocolate syrup then…
Yang: I would never do that, sounds like a waste of food.
Pyrrha: What did you try?
Yang: …
Yang: I popped out of a cake…
Pyrrha: And, that didn’t work?
Yang: They misheard me, and made it a coconut cake, not a chocolate cake…
Nora: You monster.
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Nora: I am a goddam motherfuckin' cowboy~.
Nora: Daddy was a cow and my mama was a boy~.
Nora: Half-person, half-cow, that's me, a cowboy~.
Nora: Hoodeladdle, hoodeladdle,
LIFE'S A NIGHTMARE
Long story short, Nora bought a cow-print bikini.
Mistaken for a real cow, she is now kept at a cattle ranch. On the upside, the cattle prods don't work on her. However, she refuses to leave because the food is too good.
To be fair, she's acting more like a livestock guardian dog, than a cow, but no one is brave enough to tell her.
Nora sleeps on the cows and plays with the calves. Sometimes the bulls challenge her, but she makes quick work of them. She then scares off any Grimm that get too close.
Morning
Ruby: *Hair a mess and covered in grease*
Weiss: Wh-
Ruby: Shh. I've been up since four in the mornining working on a weapon project. If any of you make a noise within fifty feet of me, I will get violent. Got it?
WBY: ...
Ruby: Gooooood. Now I'm going to-
Jaune: *Walks in the room* Gooood morning!
Ruby: *Sunshine and Rainbows* Good morning, babe!
WBY: ...
Romantic
Neptune: I don't know if I can help you, man.
Jaune: What? Why not?
Neptune: I just don't think you have it, I mean, you wrote a love song about being a designated driver, dude.
Jaune: Road safety is important.
Neptune: Yeah, obviously, but like, it's not really... romantic, you know?
Sun: It was a super good song though.
Neptune: It was, but still.

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Which One
Jaune: *Looks down at his scroll again*
Ruby: "Penny's coming over. Get some lube."
Jaune: *Holding a bottle of lube in one hand and a can on WD-40 in the other, standing in the middle of a convenience store aisle*
Jaune: ...Both.
Transformers au: Jaune is heading to a private location because Airachnid sent him a message saying Christine, Arcee and herself have something to show him.
Jaune arrives and opens the door but the place is pitch black, he turns on the flashlight on his scroll.
Jaune: Hello! Airachnid? You said you three had something to show me. Where are you guys? *He steps on some webbing* And why is there so many webs? *Just then he hears Airachnid's voice*
Airachnid: There you are Jaune, there's a light switch on the far side. *Jaune points his flashlight and sees the switch, he turns on the lights and sees what Airachnid meant when she told him there was something to show him*
(As to what that is, that'll be up to you to complete!)
*Jaune sees Airachnid, Arcee, and Christine in human form*
Jaune: W-Whoa! What the- How the hell did this happen!?
Airachnid: Thanks to M.E.C.H.'s technology, Ratchet was able to figure out how to transfer our consciousness into these forms. Of course, they're still Mechanical, but far more... Softer~
Arcee: *In Jaune's left ear* So what do you say, Jaune~?
Christine: *In Jaune's right ear* Wanna take us for a test drive~?
Jaune:
Jaune and Ruby vs Brother Gods will 'Projection' fighting on the broken moon.
B1V3: Alert: Salutations friend Jaune-Friend Ruby! Mech ascension complete! Systems at peak! Ready to reengage enemy!
Ruby: Penny...is that you?
B1V3: Assessment: A human soul-Penny's- is now operating within me, I can now speak with her voice.
'Projection': Annihilation...certain...voyage...futile. Beginning...will?
B1V3: Directive: I voyaged here to fulfill my mission: Life on this planet has the right to explore the vastness of the cosmos.
B1V3: You see civilization as playthings to sate your endless curiosities. You cannot comprehend the will that drives them.
'Projections': The end...Void...Meaning....Suffering.
B1V3: Opinion: Even if humanities final frontier is an endless void, it is not proof of a meaningless pursuit, Brother Gods.
Ruby: *Grumbling Ruby-ly* Stupid, funny, loving... grrrblm...
Yang: What's gots your petals all a flutter there, Rubles?
Ruby: I put a leash on Jaune so I could be the top for once, but it backfired.
Yang: *Dead on the floor* ...
Blake: *Ignoring the corpse of her girlfriend* I see, I see. *Produces notebook and pen* What happened? In explicit detail, please.
Nora:So like…what exactly is the difference between normal sex and aura amped sex? I’m curious.
Jaune:I wouldn’t know.
Nora:You’ve never tried!?
Jaune:I’m just happy to be there. Not really thinking about my semblance.
Nora:I feel like Yang would set the room on fire.
Yang:!? W-We haven’t had sex before.
Nora:It’s a hypothetical! Stop stressing. I might shock someone on accident.
Blake: “Someone.” It would be him!
Nora:You’d probably produce multiple clones.
Blake:Probably three.
Yang:*leans over*
Jaune:…Yes?
Yang:You know why I’m here.
Blake:*red* Hey! No plotting! I don’t care if it sounds amazing in theory.
Ruby:So would I like…vibrate intensely or something? Hehe, that kinda sounds funny to think about.
Weiss:*leans over* Good day. How much for your services?
Jaune:So now it’s a service!?
Ren:What a lucrative business you’ve made.
Yang: “lube-crative” business.
Jaune:I might have to take Weiss’s offer just because of that.
Yang:Hold on now!
Nora:I should be a professional wingman at this point.
Blake:Is it wingmanning if he’s the a third?
Nora:Pfft! That might make me an ace pilot honestly!
Ruby: In theory, would anyone really tire.
Jaune:*blushing* This is starting to sound less like a hypothetical!!
Ren:*using semblance* It looks that way too.
RWBY:*red* STAHP!
Nora:What color even is horny?
Ren:Peach. I’ve seen it before.
Nora:Should I even ask in who?
Ren:Remember when I lost my bath towel and-
Nora:I’ve heard enough.

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Commission of height swap Weiss and Jaune for my dude @remy-steel-official
I had the idea that he's really short at Beacon and sprouts during the time they're apart in V4-5, so that when the gang reunites at Haven she's just like "How dare you"
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their are many types of like this but this specific one speaks to me. Oh, sorry, I meant Blake if yang and/or jaune feel the need to make her tame.
@arc-misadventures2 what do you think?