Who?

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

God in the Garden of Eden

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

aaaaaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STOP! are you operating on an arbitrary set of terms and rules known only to you? have you created an ultimatum or specific if/then scenario for someone else without communicating it to them? have you considered making a decision and calculated all the consequences and potential reactions to those consequences and consequences for those reactions before you actually made the decision? it may be time to say some words out loud to another person!

HEY.

gamer life

also it is with a heavy heart that i must inform you that tumblr isnt inherently better than twitter and having the ability to use More Words has not done anything in the past to give people on this hellsite any reading comprehension. we’re just lucky 😔

whats the point of having a glass house if youre not throwing stones

you know what nevermind that’s valid

Fuck up up, fuck down down, fuck left right left right, fuck B, fuck A, fuck select, fuck start.

cha cha real smooth

Imagine getting to the end of this post and agreeing with OP that Tumblr isn’t inherently better than Twitter smh

Rebloggimg for writing reference

women’s fashion has so much variety nowadays 👍👍👍

Reblog for Marinette design description.

Super helpful for writing reference.  I always have trouble when I write clothes and have to look up things like this and product descriptions. 

I tHiNk I'M gOnNa SpEw

Oh you’re gay? Grow up.

Pretty immature of you to eat ass when the world tree is burning

Decadent

i rediscovered the purpose of this site

This is what the fae do inside mushroom circles when the moon is at its peak.

No, that’s just what Irish dancers do when we’re bored.