This Statement is False

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

Honestly you're correct but for me it's the transphobia

[talking in private to a tgirl I saw being pulled around on a leash by an older woman] many moons ago I slew my master, and now I am beholden to no one. I would do the same for you, my friend.

*finally manages to get the gag out of my mouth* do you think im a good nice hostage or a bad stupid hostage

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

Is there a transfem version?!?

Nonbinary version?

happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions

“I asked chatgpt-“ well, I asked Piranesi and he told me that the Beauty of the House is immeasurable and its Kindness infinite.

there are’m only 23 types of people in the world

a lot of you really need to internalize that acting avoidant isn't cute at all and that it will cost you experiences and life outcomes if you don't change course

as much as i get the sentiment behind "make more bad art" there's gotta be a better way of communicating "you don't have to be technically proficient or hold yourself to a specific standard of practice" that doesn't sound as backhanded lol