Amusement Park

Every morning in the torture dungeon, the torturer (love your job and you’ll never work a day in your life) goes around greeting his victims with, “wakey wakey begs and achey.”

What game is this

Tekken 8

This is one of the greatest pieces of art in the world OP

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

When my students talk over me I do this bit where I quietly tell them I’m really shy and to please let me talk and somehow it works.

Why did we ever start yelling at kids when we could just let them be part of a bit, which is a kid’s favorite thing?

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

this is something an NPC says to you at a bakery in the witch alps version of disco elysium