ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

hm, i guess i should go try today's wordle

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

the thing about heavy handed symbolism is that sometimes. it's fun.

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

Asserting my dominance in the men’s room by properly washing my hands

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?