use the fucking my technique to defend your self. ok
I'm gonna click but it better not be spore again
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use the fucking my technique to defend your self. ok
I'm gonna click but it better not be spore again
man

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the cast time for a phoenix down is so funny actually. the wol is frantically digging through their pack for that stupid feather they KNOW is at the bottom somewhere
What if everything gets better in 2016
Actually no how the fuck is it august
Pack it up everyone you’ll never be this funny
Happy “how the fuck is it august” to those who celebrate!
When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.
Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.
Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.
I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

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i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable
himmelblauerhimmel
ich bin immer ein falsches wort davon entfernt von all den leuten erschossen zu werden die mich erträglich finden
Notes:
In German, when someone is being shot, you have to specify whether they were merely wounded ("angeschossen") or shot to death ("erschossen").
I do like that given the opportunity to specify, you did choose to kill op
I assumed that's what op intended
suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time
reblog to shovel some coal into prevs firebox so they can keep going
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Make it the cutest man car door hook hand
i cannot begin to explain the emotions i feel every day knowing that this post i made in the middle of playing tf2 when i was 16 is going to be the one thing of mine that has made the largest impact on the world by a fucking mile
me when my adhd is an actual disability that makes neurotypical people not want to be around me instead of just like. giving me fun hyperfixations. me when it took me way too fucking long to realize that. OUGH

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I think that part of what irks me about AI being used even for "small" stuff like meme graphics (aside from all the larger problems obviously) is like.... the time spent on it was part of the humor. "this is a silly inconsequential joke but I had to stop everything and spend 5 minutes making it" was, at least for me, part of the joke. Someone really took time out of their day to make me look at something silly they took time out of their day to make. Now it's like someone took time out of my day to make me look at something no one even made. Stop wasting my time if you aren't wasting yours too.
piss poor reading comprehension???? simply drink water and you will have an abundance of piss
piss rich reading comprehension
I'm flattered you say we piss on the rich
i figured out why i put L'amp through the wringer so much
I love l'amp tia so much he gives me such severe cuteness aggression i just want to bite him until he cries
Why do you use It/Its pronouns...
i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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one of the servers i'm in is like "it's maid monday!!!" and everyone's posting their skimpy maid mods and then i show up w this w period accurate dialogue in my caption,,,,,,, spreading the good word of a proper ankle length wool dress with a linen napron, alongside well maintained posture and kept grooming to allow for proper form and etiquitte while one is working for the lord of the estate because even in meiji era fashion, yōfuku combination style haori and hakama were often made with imported wool and cotton due to the popularity of the materials and — i am yanked off the stage by one of those repurposed shepherd's crooks before I am allowed to continue speaking