swamp tits

World’s smallest baby (1lb 8oz) born

Is Tommy Richman’s million dollar baby the first song about wanting to make the song?

Is it only a mafia if the founders are Italian like how champagne has to be from that region of France or is it cool for just anybody

In cars he’s called Mr. Miata

The cool secret about cyberpunk is they have strap you can feel

Asserting my dominance in the men’s room by properly washing my hands

Call me a jockey the way I ride that strap

thats right the main selling point of mini m&m's is they make your penis look HUGE by comparison

It’s crazy you find people doing blackface I’d never do blackface, except that one time I cosplayed blade but that obviously doesn’t count because Wesley Snipes and I look identical

I can’t be your trip sitter I’ll get a contact high

Just tell the gnome to kill himself; he’ll do it

i lost my gender can i borrow yours