swamp tits

Asserting my dominance in the men’s room by properly washing my hands

Call me a jockey the way I ride that strap

thats right the main selling point of mini m&m's is they make your penis look HUGE by comparison

It’s crazy you find people doing blackface I’d never do blackface, except that one time I cosplayed blade but that obviously doesn’t count because Wesley Snipes and I look identical

I can’t be your trip sitter I’ll get a contact high

Just tell the gnome to kill himself; he’ll do it

i lost my gender can i borrow yours

What a beautiful day; time to abuse substances about it

im not schizophrenic i just hear god and all his angels

do you still have to pee after sex if it happens during or are you good then

Sure I believe myself to be an angel but you don’t see me starting a cult about it

You shit like a girl