I'm too old for this

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

you were the control

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

Its a meme to some but it's genuinely fucking endearing and I've never even heard the original, i wasn't sure if this was an original-- but I just keep listening to it over and over. I love it. Thank you.

I kinda love how long the line at the dispensary is at 5:30pm on a Saturday. Like yeah we’re all working professionals but we need the zaza after a long week

I found the entire series of zaboomafoo on YouTube and I totally forgot about the claymation section. They’re so obviously live-dubbing it that it sounds like a snapcube fandub

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

Please stay

Let’s bring Flash development back so 14 year olds can create extremely violent and greasy minigames about eviscerating Labubu and upload them to Newgrounds.

Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

Many libraries also have passes (sometimes called Culture Passes) for museums, zoos, and other such places you can check out for free with your library card. Ask your local library!

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at