I'm too old for this

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably

I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged

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this is actually super fucking smartass of them

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

Always a reblog. 💋

I will forever reblog this when I see it because its so important

man if you're disabled you've GOT to find some way to make your fuckass body a source of pleasure whenever you can. jacking off. eating good food. wearing soft clothes. kissing an animal on the head. whatever you can do

not now kitten, mommy needs to get up off her ass and overcome her fear of writing poorly because it's better than not writing at all.

you see that man as a stern daddy dom. i see him as a pathetic wet dish rag ready to be wrung out. we are not the same (but we are still brothers in arms).

Sometimes it's not "your fault" but it's still "your problem" because nobody else can fix it.

important detail i forgot to add: the swing ghost wanted blood sacrifices from the students. in my defense it was "only a few drops".

it’s like i always say: fuck

give me your most controversial music opinion

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast