I'm too old for this

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

"sorry for spam liking" sorry for redirecting the asteroid from planet earth thats what you sound like. thats literally what you sound like

they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

amateur artists/authors locking down their archives or poisoning their work with one billion watermarks might be the biggest reactionary tragedy to come out of this whole generative AI thing. like babes... your work was already getting scraped into databases. people could have stolen and claimed your work at any point before LLMs. companies have already been capitalizing off your work via running ads beside it-- that's the agreement when you became "content" on an algorithmic or feed-based site. you guys have invented this cyberpunk dystopia in your heads where you are at war with evil machines that you have to trick like fae with glazing and legal disclaimers and data poisoning and account lockdowns or they will steal your very capacity for self-expression. is the idea of someone else making dishonest money off a hollow echo of your expression enough to kill it? is your only reason for creating the potential for capital or recognition? your fear and your ego are what's actually at war inside you and the only casualty is your passion for creating.

the doctor told me aliens keep killing his companions so I asked how many companions he has and he says he just goes to earth and gets a new companion afterwards so i said it sounds like he's just feeding his companions to aliens and then he started crying

*gesturing to your post* "hup! huppup! cmon get in the truck! walkies! huppup!" *your post hops into my truck and i take it to the foothills* "okay buddy let's run!" *runs with your post so very swift and far until the horizon falls away and the edge swallows us whole*

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

i am butter rich. i have 7 (american) sticks of butter in my butter drawer

i am butter moderately wealthy. i have 6.5 (american) sticks of butter in my butter drawer

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

World Heritage Post

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet