I'm too old for this

WARNING!!!!! do NOT love me!!!! i am a huge disappointment!!’!!?

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

the hardest part about a breakfast sandwich is that once you eat it you're out of breakfast sandwich which is a really tough situation

That awkward moment when youre a female and you realize 2 men making out and rubbing their cocks together is lowkey kind of awesome

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

Yes, this. A stunning number of people will default to "because it's illegal." Teaching an intro-level bioethics course will demonstrate real fucking fast that a lot of the population just lets legality stand in for morality.

[pointing at the moon] hey man can you put that thing on a leash?

to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them