I'm too old for this

my body is a plagarism machine that turns tumblr posts i saw 18 months ago and mostly forgot into worse versions of them that I think are original until after i post them

For those bravely in my direct messages with lustful intent... the dick is wack and I cry after.

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

Contemplate suicide is a nighttime activity tf u doin

Early bird gets the worm

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

in of body experience

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i'm a girl now

Have you considered that I might be cursed? huh? have you considered THAT's what's wrong with me? a curse, THE curse? and that's why I can't be held accountable for cursing you, that's just my curse acting up

an old man with a suspiciously erotic body

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

Choosing an outfit for my doctor's appointment like what top says "please take my concerns seriously" and "my life has value and I want to live it"

mobility aids and glasses should be free for everyone

people need those to live

MEDICATION SHOULD ALSO BE FREE ACTUALLY. PEOPLE ALSO NEED THAT TO LIVE

ok i get the sentiment from people in the notes and i do agree with it but this is specifically a disability post

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

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