Lots of nonsense

if you wanna listen to naddpod you should know this about the hosts: brian murphy is a straightman to his inner most core and he's the funniest person alive, these things exist simultaneously and would not exist without the other. emily axford is clinically insane to a point where it's easier to not try to follow her logic when she says things. jake hurwitz is a certified cool guy but he's the biggest loser in a room of nerds playing dungeons and dragons. caldwell tanner can only be described as exactly what a 1930's cartoon describes as a rascal. three of them are a throuple and the fourth is their boss.

Oh miss thing ATE. this ain’t a game to her

Someone decided to get silly with it because it’s silver-bordered Magic. The lenses thing is probably a reference to Hurloon Wrangler and its Denimwalk ability (unblockable if opponent wears denim), and stories, most likely apocryphal, of people taking their trousers off to make it blockable

mark rosewater has attested to the denimwalk story himself!

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

is this real?

Probably.

Not the town's name

That's the town name