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no YOU call it a happy trail. I call it the road to el dorado.

#no other tags just hoping this will reach the right audience

optogeneticist

it’s what he deserves after everything

pro tip!:

put an acorn on your screen.

decorative-plant

humans are space orcs prompt: getting drunk for recreational purposes

jean-denim

I've talked about this before but tbh putting more thought into it, it's likely that this is one of the things we have in common.

decorative-plant

now i wanna try alien alcohol

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humans are space orcs prompt: getting drunk for recreational purposes

#like #IT’S LOW-KEY WEIRD #text #text post #textpost #humans are space orcs #humans are space australians #humans are space oddities

vs-space-orcs

Alien crewmate: Welcome back, Human James. You were gone suddenly for two weeks! What kept you on-planet for that long?

Human James: Oh I had my appendix taken out.

Alien crewmate: What is an 'appendix?'

Human James: It's an internal organ humans have that sometimes gets infected and needs to be removed.

Alien crewmate: You can just REMOVE an entire ORGAN from your body?! And be fine two weeks later?!

Human James: yeah we don't actually need our appendix and no one really knows what it's for. Most people think it's a useless organ leftover from our evolutionary ancestors that were herbivores. Though there's research to suggest it might have some use. About 20% of humans get appendicitis and need it removed sometime in their lifetime.

Alien crewmate: two weeks?? Two weeks?! To recover from having an entire internal organ removed?! Humans are so scary.

Human James: well it's a pretty small internal organ and I'm not 100% recovered until another month.

Alien crewmate: I am never fucking around with you ever again Mr Apex Predator that can fully recover from having an internal organ removed in less than two months. Human biology is insane.

Human James, shrugging: If you say so.

jezifster2

hottest guy (monsters excluded)

cowboy in chaps, sleeves rolled up on a horse

knight on his knees with blood on his face

pirate with a cutlass at your throat

fancy guy like a lord or something idk

dock worker all sweaty pulling rope

lumberjack cutting wood with hairy arms

biker dude with a beard and scars on his knuckles

mechanic in a tank top with grease on his hands

I like twinks idk

other

Voting ended onFeb 28, 2023

jezifster2

I know there's a lot more types of guys but this is a specific list I have that I want feedback on

#see previous reblog #you’re so real for that

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

there is. lizard in the house. what is the polite way to deal with this situation?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i am lacking in social niceties. what are the rules of hospitality in this particular circumstance? truly I've no wish to be rude

moltenparadox

I guess maybe trap them under a cup and put them outside?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

attempted to diplomatically put forth this suggestion, at which point negotiations broke down. the lizard has scampered, and is currently hiding either within or behind the closet. tumblr please instruct on proper protocol

decorative-plant

charge rent. they’re your tenant now.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

there is. lizard in the house. what is the polite way to deal with this situation?

decorative-plant

tuck it in and kiss it goodnight

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don’t tell me your gender like “male” or “female”, tell me things like “a forest crowded with fog” or “listening to taylor swift with my girlfriend”

#my gender is colour changing light up sketchers #lgbt #lgbtq #trans #trans memes #i wonder if cis people relate to this #genderfluid #shitpost #shit post #shit posting #shitposting #shit posts #shitposts #random shit #meme #memes #text post #textpost

everythingstarstuff

lost-carcosa

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

ladychurch-deactivated20200811

Darn shame if this circulated…

deedesria543

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

quasi-normalcy

DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.

ooppo

Oh look it’s Pepper Pig

liathepenguinologist

the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles

itsapmseymour

I’m gonna need a sketch concept of Garfield as the Snake on my desk by 5.

philosophilia

Sadly I’m not an artist but I tried my worst

decorative-plant

i don’t like this!

neonprotagonist

real-emmet

IT IS SNOM SUNDAY!!!!!!!!

REBLOG THIS TO SNOM SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!

#snom

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just gaslit my sister into making her think she doesn’t know where laos is

#idek where laos is #sibling memes #sibling meme #meme #memes #text post #textpost #shitpost #shit post #shit posting #shitposting #shit posts #shitposts #random shit

elkrisen-deactivated20260120

no one is immune to knight gender

#now THIS is gender baby

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