why?

why are people giving ranni elden ring huge tits. fuck her flat doll chest like intended

Any chance you could elaborate? Is it like an age thing? The default divorced dad in my head be looking kinda mid 50s, but I could see 49. Is it because he's drinking 7 beers seven days a week? He's gained 49 pounds since the divorce? That was seven weeks ago. Seven days a week. Divorced for 49 days. Doing the math for his budget. $7 for lunch a day is $49 a week. I'm running out of ideas. What other activities do divorced dads do?

pokemon immunity is kinda funny sometimes like. some of it makes sense, right? like yeah a flying bird doesn't care if the ground is shaking, a ghost doesn't care if you punch it, you can't poison metal. but like... fairy being immune to dragon type. like what does that look like. like physical dragon type moves are just... biting/scratching/whacking you but in a Draconic Way. like if my garchomp uses scratch on a clefable then bang ouch thats some damage. but if it uses Dragon Claw, with the same claw, just.... Draconically. absolutely nothing. fascinating

I like to think that dragon moves have some kind of malicious aura to them, sorta like dark type, but uniquely dragony, and fairy is like. A fae kind of effect that just magically displaces things that have the draconic intent.

Had another thought. Maybe it's like some JoJo King Crimson shit where the time gets erased and this activates in response to dragon bullshit.

pokemon immunity is kinda funny sometimes like. some of it makes sense, right? like yeah a flying bird doesn't care if the ground is shaking, a ghost doesn't care if you punch it, you can't poison metal. but like... fairy being immune to dragon type. like what does that look like. like physical dragon type moves are just... biting/scratching/whacking you but in a Draconic Way. like if my garchomp uses scratch on a clefable then bang ouch thats some damage. but if it uses Dragon Claw, with the same claw, just.... Draconically. absolutely nothing. fascinating

I like to think that dragon moves have some kind of malicious aura to them, sorta like dark type, but uniquely dragony, and fairy is like. A fae kind of effect that just magically displaces things that have the draconic intent.

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

getting a weirdjob from a girl with huge unnaturals.

pretty sure i just lost my editing gig to ai. hate and fucking war on planet earth.

like they've already made it very clear by a) ghosting me for months and b) getting my colleagues to train their stupid new ai. like i only know about this because one of my colleagues tipped me off. i imagine they're waiting to get it working before they formally let me go and fuck that. i am literally drafting my resignation lmao

ex-boss backtracked and ended up asking me if i'd come back not as a freelance contractor but on an actual employment basis.

shoutout to all the people reblogging the version of this before my rejection letter. and especially shoutout to those people saying they're happy for me and that there's justice on this earth. i regret to inform you that my version of justice means choosing violence.

This is a thing of beauty