why?

im out here saying things no other person has ever thought before

on account of the curse, naturally

Pretty sure both of those things have been said before... Wanna give it another go? For the curse's sake?

you neednt ever see the light of the sun again, nor feel its warmth, for you are not deserving of the loving embrace of the universe

Damn, I didn't know the curse wrote poetry. Got anymore? I really need it to feel something since the universe stopped lovingly embracing me years ago.

im out here saying things no other person has ever thought before

on account of the curse, naturally

Pretty sure both of those things have been said before... Wanna give it another go? For the curse's sake?

i do think oil executives should be considered mass murderers and treated as such. they knew this was going to happen

maybe if i try really really hard i can make everyone happy at once

Ain't gonna work, boss. It won't make you happy to destroy yourself in the process.

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

To be clear, the creator of that fangame is legitimately a lawyer.