I’m tired of “gooners” I’m tired of 4chan terms I’m tired of casual racism I’m tired of all this shit we have to pretend is normal so we don’t upset like the few people who conflate their identities with being edgy, racist and insufferable

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

ok i understand homestuck now. you kill the clowns to obtain various polygons, which allows your partner to invest in real estate, which is how you get to heaven

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

It’s that time of year again so here is your yearly reminder that the world isn’t ending and people don’t hate you. The sun is just setting at 6 pm.

Please take your vitamin D

HEY SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE GIRLIES, ITS OUR TURN TO ENDURE THE DARK DAYS NOW, BUT STAY STRONG. THE WORLD IS NOT ENDING; THE SUN IS JUST SETTING AT 5-to-6 PM. BUT SHE WILL COME BACK TO US SOON. TAKE A VITAMIN D AND HANG IN THERE.