All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

Can I get you a ladder? So you can get off my back!

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc

there's a common belief that artists know how to make art. this is untrue. i've yet to meet a single artist who has any idea what they're doing