What would you rather find living in your attic/basement/spare room?
1000 cockroaches
One man
If you don't have one of those, imagine that you do.
Okay but we need more info there are so many variables here.
Is the guy chill and just needs a comfy place to sleep? Will he just leave if I ask nicely or at least help pay rent and tidy up? Or is he planning to wear my skin as a suit? If yes do we have to fight to the death?
What type of cockroaches? German? Not ideal, super hard to get rid of. Smoky brown? Kinda chill, mostly wanna be outside, maybe I have a moisture problem. Madagascan hissing? Slightly concerned about where they came from but excited about my 1000 new pets.
What would you rather find living in your basement/attic/spare room?
Man who wants to wear your skin as a suit, have to fight him
Man who is pretty chill, will leave if asked
1000 German cockroaches, gotta call pest control
1000 smoky brown cockroaches, gotta address your moisture issue
1000 Madagascan hissing cockroaches, very cute














