Aaa

FREE THE EGGS FROM THE FLAVOUR CUBE

“BECAUSE YOU OVERCOOKED THEM WHILE TYPING THIS”

I actually went “Awwwwwwww” at “Fear not soft noodles”

i have many questions but the most pressing of which is why is what looks like a mass effect pistol part of the traditional toppings

my favorite forms of affection - holding hands - resting their head on my shoulder - tight hugs that last a long time - linking arms - lying on their lap or chest - putting their arm around me - compliments - playing with my hair

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

I’m not really into things? anymore?

In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an ambulance.

I don’t know if this is true or.. Like, having to pay for an ambulance that is taking you to the hospital? That doesn’t make any sense. What kind of distopian world is that?

It costs thousands of dollars to ride in an ambulance

In America some people with chronic health conditions like epilepsy literally have to wear medical IDs that say “don’t call an ambulance/911”. Some well-meaning person calling an ambulance for you will turn into a thousand (or couple thousand) dollars that YOU are on the hook for, even though you didn’t make the call. So, PSA: if you see someone having a seizure, look for a medical ID! You should only call an ambulance if: the person is elderly, pregnant, or the seizure lasts more than 4 minutes. Otherwise, wait for the seizure to pass, then ask the person if they want an ambulance when they regain consciousness.

wtf

Oh my god what. Here in Quebec, if you call an ambulance for something they deem non-emergency, you get a bill later for like $180. But if it’s anything like a loss of consciousness, chest pains, labour, whatever, or if you’re in a public place and a a well-meaning samaritan calls 911, it’s paid for by the government. Seriously, everything about healthcare in the US makes me want to cry.

Imagine a world where you have to wear tags to tell people trying to help you that “It’s ok, don’t try to help, I can’t afford to pay if someone tries to save my life. I’ll just take my chances and hope it’s not life-threatening.”

Literally the point of this post is that Americans do not have to imagine that world. We live in it

Optimistic nihilism only lads

The universe is an open ended sandbox rpg. There’s no end goal. You can only get achievements. Some of them include making other people happy

Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they’re tragic famine victims who haven’t eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because you’re 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me

the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it

not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion

This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs

wow. am STORVING and humaines here making joke laugh at cate honger ?!

i just? hate how i perceive everything as a rejection??? oh they are responding in a slightly different way than usual well it’s PROBABLY cause they hate me, right. every time i’m meeting someone, i assume they are gonna leave me. who would wanna be friends with such a piece of shit. i mean, it’s happened before so one’s gotta be prepared. and it makes getting close to people so damn difficult. why bother when isolation exists :)

depression: just skip today’s lectures and stay in bed all day and maybe cry a bit anxiety: you can’t skip any classes don’t even miss a second or you’ll fail and amount to nothing

Not even saying this sarcastically but I’m so glad somebody put this into words.

same with work dude

Petition to change “he looked at her like she was the sun” to “he looked at her like she was the moon” and any other variation bc I look at the moon in wonder and love and amazement while I’ve only ever just squinted angrily at the sun

He looked at her like she was the sun, in that he never looked at her except in frustration. He basked in her warmth, he complained when she was gone, but he never looked. On days she was muted, he complained. On days she was stronger, he hid from her. He never looked at her until she was leaving, and in the beauty of the sunset he wondered how he’d never seen her before.

dude

He looked at her like she was the moon, in that she was always there to guide him, but it was never enough for him. On some days she’d shine bright and inspire awe, wonder and joy in him. He would look at her and see his future, his past, his hopes, his fondest memories, perhaps he even saw a bit of himself reflected in her. She was not one to stagnate though. Ever changing, she’d go through phases where she grew dimmer. He only really paid her attention when she was beautiful and bright, or when she was absent, otherwise she was little more than a set-piece for him. Something in the background. Something he knew would always be there for him, until the day he realized that she’d been looking at someone else the whole time, and his view of the light was entirely eclipsed.