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Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

I will never understand how some ppl have such little imagination that they can’t even suspend their disbelief long enough to watch a musical without asking why the characters are singing

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

its actually going pretty well

We used to make posts about loki on here

I love this post so much. “we used to make posts about loki on here” is the gentlest way possible to describe this website’s history. It’s like saying einstein dabbled in science

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)