everything is interwoven & the web is holy

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

funniest convo ever with a guy who said 2 me "nobody uses journalism degrees" and i said "my mom has a bachelors in journalism" and he smiled like knowingly and said "yeah, but what does she do?" and i said "she runs a newspaper and publishes romance novels on the side." and he literally said "oh" and nothing else. like he ended the whole conversation there.

i've just been informed he has a trombone degree. like the study of playing trombone. which is all well and good, i genuinely think we should all have the opportunity to chase our academic bliss but i do think the trombone studies guy should hesitate to judge the economic value of other people's degrees no

i love the tags on this post because there’s other music/instrument majors implying niche field-specific drama like “of course it was a trombone player 😒” and then there’s trombone majors like “this was NOT me for the record”

her what

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.