Hey, man. I'm Korg. We're gonna get outta here.

put those thigns away

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

…

And shout-out to Yoooooo

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

They deleted the thread, but they should know that this doesn't help because now the videos are making their rounds 🤣😂

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

Then I haven’t missed it!

“You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become” - Hogfather, Terry Pratchett

Happy holidays folks

reblog if you would give cheeses to these meeces

❄️🎄 Happy December 10th! 🎄❄

((is it socially acceptable to post this yet))

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

coat bath

I need to see this in the sims

horse with a dvd player on its back 2006-03-21

wild

Stray Kids Christmas Calendar ☃️ Day 3: Thunderous MV I was born crooked, my voice can go against a hundred If I don't like something, I'll talk back until I'm satisfied

“Life is long and beautiful if you make it so”

Guillermo del Toro on the Creature