En Esdekay

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

I'll never forget hiking in Arizona in the high desert with my grandpa and getting to the top of this massive, rocky hill where we sat down and had a bit of water and I realized that the rock I was sitting on was actually a mound of fossilized coral, causing me to immediately look around and think, "Oh... Oh, this place used to be A LOT SCARIER."

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

thanks for ruining my post jackass

(￣^￣ﾒ)＼✿ "Fine, I'ma keep ya damn flower.“  

Internal reflection.

Saw a raccoon

SCROLL BACK UP IT'S FUCKING MARBLE

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

Reblogging for "I have usernames older than you".

Me as soon as the zoom call ends

gaining the ability to shapeshift and going "oh thank god" and I hold my nose closed like I'm trying to pop my ears but instead all my bones and finger/toe nails & teeth go flying out. "ahh, that's much better"

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website

"A wall of text" baby that's a curb at best

the other day I read a compelling point that many instances described as illiteracy would actually be more aptly described as aliteracy, meaning an individual has the ability to read but simply chooses not to. great example here, awesome work.