all i ever wanted was the world

petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday 

wednesay

not what i had in mind but im flexible 

LMFAAAAO this level of evasiveness is unparalleled

you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog

women be downloading pdfs

And men….don’t….?…?

no men can’t read

I’m not sure what this says but I like the way the letters are shaped.

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

wheres that pic from parks and rec. you all know the one

yES

Stuff like this really makes me wish we learned history chronologically instead of geographically. You know how cool this shit is? So much can happen all at once and we keep pretending like it doesn’t

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

this speaks to me.

Scientifically, it’s because sleeping in a cooler environment (freezing cold room) and also sleeping under some physical pressure (blankets) - especially of you have anxiety and/or insomnia - is actually the most ideal sleeping condition.

My life

#wow it’s nice to be scientifically validated

AND sticking your nose out from under the blankets to feel that cold air while the rest of your body is warm and comfy !

the concept of peer review is bonkers tbh. you think jake knows what’s happening in this class enough to tell me if i wrote my paper correctly? JAKE?????

The true meaning of boys will be boys

This is an arachnid

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he’s fighting the good fight so 🤷🏻‍♀️💯

He shouts a lot. What a fun guy.

He has only one brain cell and he uses it to live life 

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet

harry potter and the what