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Its just me and my corn starch slurry against the world

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religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
I hate Joe Exotic but this exchange reset my brain
me when Iām baffled by the inefficiency and callousness of everything and then I remember itās all corrupt girl

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samisa living together rapidly devolving into a domestic marriage. sam thinks itās so funny at first, yet another bit to run because someone makes an off handed comment about them being like an old married couple and now they live together. sam gets to throw around ah, sorry, got to check with the misses! and obnoxiously call misa honey, and says husband duties, am i right? to toff when he brings up fixing a leak in their shower. it gets a good laugh, even from misa whoās normally nearby and smiling.
and despite everyoneās distrust of them to keep their apartment in order, everythingās pretty nice. misa has a joint calendar hung on the fridge, and they have multiple forks now, so theyāre killing the whole living together thing. honey has slipped into samās vernacular more than he would like to admit, heās got other stuff he worries about so he canāt quite keep every bit and joke neatly into their own boxes. sometimes misa is mike, or mikey, dude and bro, and sometimes heās honey or babe. itās a non issue, misa responds to anything anyways. sam once threw out puppy just to be annoying and misa tilted his head up all the same.
theyāre both sort of messy but not in any drastic way, hotel rooms versus spaces they actually live in are different. hoodies over the back of the couch, some plates left on the table, shoes that live more in the middle of walkways than anywhere else. their laundry is all mixed up at this point too. misaās more of a shirt on but boxers only sleeper and samās more of a no shirt, basketball shorts sleeper. all it means is that sam sometimes turns around from making coffee to find misa stumbling into the kitchen with undeniably his shirt on, london knights three which really doesnāt give any wiggle room for misa to have thought it might have been his at all. it doesnāt matter though because misa will just lay his head on the counter and complain that the coffee smells bad. and that night heāll pop up for an episode of bad sitcoms in samās sharks hoodie, number six over the heart, and sam will just have to be okay with it.
misaās a pretty good roommate anyways, he sticks to three things he can actually cook so he doesnāt accidentally burn down the kitchen. sam likes having someone around anyways, it was half the reason he was always over at the toffolis last season. misaās always in the apartment now too, leaves with sam and comes back with sam, and only has an outing or two a month without him. sam sort of figured something like that would be annoying but he really, really likes it, likes having someone to come back home to whoās in always in one of his reliable three spots: corner of the couch, at his desk, curled up on samās bed. samās not really sure when it became his bed misa was more commonly found in but it is. sam will come back from lunch with musty and walk into his own room to find misa in samās hoodie, playing clash in samās bed.
life is just like that now. sam yells honey, iām home! and misa yells back sup, dude from under his covers. they get back from a game and misa trails in after him to take the side against the wall. misaās got his sleep issues and it seems like crashing with sam mellows them out a bit so whoās sam to tell him off? he just flicks off the light at a certain point and lays there until he convinces himself that wrapping an arm around misaās midsection and pulling him flush against his chest is fair game and acceptable bro behavior. the half asleep conversations where misa asks about plans for the next day, and talks the smallest bit of play strategy, do feel very similar to what sam imagines midnight conversations with someone heās actually married to would be like. when sam wakes up in the morning he still smacks a kiss onto misaās cheek because thatās part of the married couple bit, even if misa never reacts with a recoil and yuck! which would complete the joke.
you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too
Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. ChÅchÅ. Nabi. HĆŗdiĆ©. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.
Oh my good god
Like genuinely the fact that so many women athletes performing at high levels and advancing the sport at insane rates have to spiritually go into the office the next day for whatever their day job is is insane. I struggle with the forty hour work week and theyāre just also the top .01% in their athletic field on top of it

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The first RBIs in WPBL history belong to Maggie Foxx as she lines one to left to bring in Mo'ne Davis and Ashton Lansdell.
bucky has a disability??
he doesnāt have an arm.
happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website
trevor zegras at shoulder check
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btw if two guys are both wearing backwards hats it means they were just making out
being a fan of a male athlete is a perpetual stress test cause you like to think to yourself ānah heās not that stupid, he wouldnāt do thatā and then he goes on to prove that he IS that stupid and heāll somehow manage to do even worse

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Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?
Oh my god....
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING!!! ALWAYS SOMETHINGGG