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when your uncle gets the christmas pudding to a sustainable boil and it smells like straight up skeletons

how the fuck is this #solarpunk

the pudding contains a biological element

A mosquito has escaped from the zoo

in my restless dreams i see that shit

goatse if the song was good; " and i didnt mean to sound my cock"!

Not what he's called.

What?

tired of all the feminazis on this site. :/

Can you not joke about puppets my nephew was killed by a haunted puppet and it honestly hurt me more than his mother

In court and you glance over at the sketch artist and they're drawing everyone with sonic.exe eyes

FUCK 5HE CITY GAYMEN WHO ONLY DATE/F*CK WOMEN

you couldnt handle them anyways U pile of slag

hes saying all this cuz the only dick he can get is from dl married men in the county

Can i chill with u to i fw the vibe we have cultivated lets do what feels good

drink like a Oaf, smoke like a Churl, fuck like a Knave

moan like a girl

dream about me

most badass video in the website past and future

Need a girl with a hole so big I can find shelter inside from the elements