uhhuhuhh heh heh ok

sometimes i drink coffee in the hopes it will make me more productive but it just makes me more unproductive faster

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

bigfoot

recalling my insane former roommate who said their cat did things out of genuine emotion whereas my cat behaved performatively

Remember when 5G was the cause behind the virus?

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

maybe women are stronger than you think

Sorry listening and learning here

You wouldn't last a day on sudoku app extreme difficulty

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

your honor the truth is i like to get a little sillay

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

happy ten years of pissing on the poor

why’d she resign

couldnt handle the truth

Excuse me?!

i me I promis

this i vow to my followers

buses are so iconic they’re like “this little number tells you where I’m going hop on if you want idc” and everyone at the bus stop is like “wig”

were really running out of posts to make huh