milv (man I love vampires)

reblog to tranquilize the person you reblogged this from

nooo bestie don’t ship two real people haha you’re so creepy

seriously uh. fucking stop that shit. it’s 2022. get new hobbies.

the worst sniper in the IRA has been hunting me down for 10 years straight

cuz i found da pot of gold

i don’t ship edward and izzy. i just know for a fact that izzy wants to fuck him. i also don’t like izzy hands. he’s not my meow meow. he’s a little freak and i want to study him like a bug. when he’s on screen i am furious and also giggling and kicking my feet. i hate him and i never want him to leave. hope this helps.

of course you have red hair and homosexual tendencies

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

10 years of anti drug campaigns in schools did not convince me not to drink or do weed but 1 singular bad high has made me so so so scared of ever doing anything again so i think that in 7th grade health class schools should gather all the kids and give them all edibles and then have them watch top ten scariest scp videos so theyll never do drugs again. this is a flawless idea