Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll is a book about a small child who is forced to solve RPGmaker puzzles, which is very impressive given that the book was written in 1865

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

So Boston is straight up running out of beer because of all the Scottish tourists in for the World Cup

I love cultural exchange

if i met aliens the first thing i'd do is probly try to show them some math. like the pythagorean theorum. 3 4 5 triangle. try to express pi or e in some way. universal language and all that. and they'd probly be like "broooo lame lets smoke some of your version of weed" and id be like "ok true"

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do