sticks m legy out real far

imagine holly does to the ketchup shop

Ok

So I imagined it.

i'm really glad because imagination can change the world

top economists are saying today that so long as the coyote doesn't look down he will never fall

this may be my age showing but I am a passionate supporter of wires. earbuds? put a leash on those things. wireless keyboard? no, it needs to hold hands with the computer. the ps5 controller I forgot to charge has the staying power of a wealthy nonagenarian with a much younger wife and 14 life insurance policies, but the controller plugged into my pc? that baby will outlive my bloodline. my ethernet cable is like a son to me.

it's as simple as nothing beats a physical connection when it's an option. more complexity is more points of failure and more security risk, especially when you're relying on freaking radio signals

can anyone find the satiric newspaper headline that might have been something other than the onion that was along the lines of “‘This Is More Relevant/Timely Than Ever,’ Says Theater Company About to Put on Oldass Play Worse Than Has Ever Been Done Before”

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

ngl i kinda hate the woke 2.0 and friend that's too woke "jokes" because any bigotry that is normalized enough will have you get dismissed as "the friend that's too woke" for calling it out. like i've seen people called wokescolds and shit for saying it's bad to use mental disorders as an insult. it's basically a way to tell you that it's ruining the optics to point out bigotry or to justify being bigoted since it's to the "right targets"

also it's so unfortunately ironic how racism is downplayed in these ways when the term woke is literally AAVE that got bastardized

being woke is just an aesthetic for so many people and you can really see it in their worldview

Do you think that Mr fantastic from fantastic four when he pees he stretches his shit out so that it’s like dumping a cup out into the toilet

he releases the pee into his dick while stretching it out so it stays in and then shrinks it again to make all the pee fall out at once

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly