sticks m legy out real far

beautiful women named magenta cartridge low are trying to contact me on my printer

Orcs have sieged the main gate but whatever. I am behind the second gate, which is unsiegable.

The impenetrable second gate has been sieged, but no matter, my door is the strongest door in the realm.

Door break

what's up man

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

there are at least three houses in new orleans

I once saw someone try to suggest a male counterpart to misogyny should be called "androgyny"

i wish i was a beautiful woman (remembers i am a beautiful woman) i wish i was a CONVENTIONALLY beautiful woman (remembers normative beauty is boring) i wish i had powers

That's not him

when ur plural friend reacts with several emojis.... yup i got the whole crowd laughing

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

what now?

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant