sticks m legy out real far

when ur plural friend reacts with several emojis.... yup i got the whole crowd laughing

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

what now?

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

what's everyone's tumblr

dont have one

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

Nobody in Weezer even has asthma. I just looked it up. On the information super highway.

But with your help, we can change this. #GiveWeezerAsthma

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

i just invented a workspace so i could unionize it

the funniest possible thing has happened

attend the tale of sweetie pie. she was nice and her heart was wise :)