you can't hurt me, i've been on tumblr since 2011

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

This is better than any snl sketch

I can tell that she was NOT expecting that last part.

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

“source?” the mold in my water bottle told me

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

There was really no winning that one

when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?

Love the type of redemption arc where the redeemed character is still a little shit but for the common good. And yes, this is about Spike and Jamie Tartt, specifically.

Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.

Reblog to put the sex and magic back into pride

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)