you can't hurt me, i've been on tumblr since 2011

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[Image ID: Tweet from verified user Samantha Ruddy (@/ samlyMatters) reading: I'm dressed sort of butch today and a guy in a pickup truck just rolled down his window and yelled "go lgbt! my son is gay!" then almost crashed his car and I gotta tell you it was like the best interaction I've ever had with a guy in a pickup truck /End ID]

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

so embarrassing when I like a mainstream song. i thought I was more fucked up than this

i got spanish anon hate for this one btw

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

This is better than any snl sketch

I can tell that she was NOT expecting that last part.

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?