never understood why porn rips the tights at the crotch. just suck her off through them?
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never understood why porn rips the tights at the crotch. just suck her off through them?

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All time great.
The genocide is the point.
there should be a law against the feeling of impending doom after you finish an important project

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i'm not generally one to get overly precious about etymology but its fucking insane to me that people still call things "highbrow" and "lowbrow". Like amiguitas those words are about Skull Shape
"that fart joke was something that someone with a racially inferior skull shape would enjoy" <- normal thing to say somehow
I don’t know what’s crazier: that at least 200 species names had this specific slur, or that 205 of the 556 votes wanted to keep it
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I drew this in like a 2023 and got called unfunny💔
(I mean they're right, but still.)
It's honestly pretty funny that we only really got Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games because Eri Ejima got hardcore addicted to Street Fighter 5 half through working on Yuzumori-san (another really excellent yuri manga).
It's even funnier if you've read Yuzumori-san because you can basically pinpoint around when she started getting addicted as half way through, you start getting pages like this out of nowhere.

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cabbages and onions are fighting to the death behind the grocery every night unseen by anyone
誰にも見られずキャベツとタマネギが毎晩八百屋の裏で死ぬまで戦ってる
les choux et les onions se battent à la mort derrière l'épicerie chaque nuit invisibles à tous
los repollos y las cebollas se están peleando hasta la a muerte detrás del mercado cada noche sin que nadie las vea
kohlköpfen und zwiebeln schlagen sich jede nacht hinter dem lebensmittelladen bis zum tod ohne dass es jemand bemerkt
λάχανα και κρεμμύδια μάχονται μέχρι θανάτου πίσω απ'το κατάστημα κάθε βράδυ αθέατα από όλους
Explaining that the prominent iced coffees and chocolate-glazed Munchkins were essential to director Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of the ancient Greek epic, actor Matt Damon defended Tuesday the placement of Dunkin’ Donuts products in the upcoming film The Odyssey. “Look—for a voyage that long, you’d need 50 sausage, egg, and cheese croissants, at least,” said the actor, who added that he spent countless hours consulting with historians while preparing for the starring role of Odysseus to get a sense of what the hero might have ordered from the Massachusetts-based chain in Greece during the Late Bronze Age.
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you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture
fuck you for tagging this as sam winchester, i hate you with the strength of a thousand burning suns.
dont tag this as cas either???????
We're at the "JK Rowling is personally funding litigation to try and destroy AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL" stage of rabid UK terf brain.
Screenshot via Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net on bluesky
Tldr Amnesty International, global human rights organisation, published a report called 'A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK'. In it is detailed, amongst others, a whole bunch of transphobic groups and organisations, including Beira's Place, JK Rowling's trans exclusionary sexual violence support service. JK Rowling threw a shit fit and got Amnesty to take the report down by threatening libel. This was obviously not enough, because you can't appease a fascist, so now she's going to bankroll a bunch of lawsuits anyway through the JK Rowling Women's Fund.*
You can read an archived version of the report here, please save it and share it.
*Not so friendly reminder there is no way to engage in the wizard books without enabling this shit.
I just saw a "passing guide" for "trans men who are early transition or have bad genetics" and like, its so much text and examples just to say: get a short men's haircut, wear boring dark colors, wear baggy clothes to hide your body shape
Which like...who needed that advice? Who on God's earth was not familiar with the concept of "if you want to conceal your body shape, wear baggy clothes"??
It also has this huge section labelled "NO" and its like, bright colors, long hair and pronoun pins. As if the dude walking around with the neon green mullet and a trans flag pin on his jacket is like "wow, why do people seem to notice I'm transgender?"
#The piercing one is rlly confusing#As if there aren’t cis men with piercings???
Like, its accurate in the sense that having any sort of unique style will make you stand out more and therefore more likely to get noticed and clocked. It's the survivability onion
But like the concept of "dress more normal to be accepted in normal society" is so basic and obvious its like yeah but I think the guy who is out here getting dermals is aware its a glowing signal of "im alternative" and that is likely his intention lol

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"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me
"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself
“pizza, serves 8” yes I 8 it all.
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