Thou Shall Count These Beans

it's punk to cum #cumpunk

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

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Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN HANDLE CRITIQUE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN EMBRACE BEING TOLD YOU WERE WRONG. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH UNPLEASANT TASKS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DELIVER DISAPPOINTING NEWS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU KNOW HOW TO BE DISAGREED WITH. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE CORRECTED. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE TOLD YOU MESSED UP. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO HARD THINGS.

digging out of my underground society to reach the amazing digital surface

when it comes to love for clowns I have an amazing digital surplus

Takin a big sip out of my amazing digital slurpees

I'm amazing digital furious

Everything I've seen from Hazbin Hotel tells me it was an idea completely conceptualized when the creator was 13 and then never scrapped or reworked

Happy 20th Birthday John Freeman

Living in the suburbs is just a combination of all the bad parts of rural and urban life with none of the good parts. Your house is a million miles away from every convenience and all of your friends and yet you're still surrounded by crowds of assholes, still subject to arbitrary and incomprehensible rules, still can't listen to loud music at night, and there's not even vast wastes to get lost in or beasts to look at

All the inconvenience of having to drive into the next county for groceries but you can't even piss in the yard or be naked on the porch

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

You can also find a sunset at a gas station

Watching this a billion times over now

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich