(en vrai je m'en foot pas du tout)

I wouldn't be a good sacrificial lamb I'd be like a huge bitch about it

I think “none” is such a funny option because the idea of “getting a call one day and it’s because someone randomly selected you from the phone book to be their emergency contact” is such a good premise for like a short story in the New Yorker

youre allowed to be really obsessed with a mundane or inconsequential thing & people will love you for it btw. just look at the dandelion crayon girl i have not met a single hater of hers

The slime mold guy who said "if beauty is in the eye of the beholder then so is mundanity" really hit me

So you’re saying it’s like we just fell out of a coconut tree

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

there's also a reason it's not called an "abdomenburster" but one issue at a time

it's like when headlines refer to a famous woman via her husband. that's not "Predator's wife" she's got her own franchise!!

anyone older than me is lame and out of touch. anyone younger than me is weird and dumb. anyone the same age range as me is cool and hot. i am not weird.

Alright that’s enough from male filmmakers

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

why the FUCK am i still on here

Propagande Père Castor : dilf