(en vrai je m'en foot pas du tout)

It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s

thats a common interest we've

Yeah, but people get annoyed by it, like when you throw soda cans in the trash can’t the recycle bin

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

i just think 9/10 times "what if these characters settled down into a comfortable domestic situation" is one of the least interesting ways to examine a dynamic. but i understand that, and i mean this in the most neutral way possible, being interesting is not the actual point of most people's fanworks and media interpretation. i will still be complaining about it though.

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

I bet crunching your little fangs into cardboard feels good as hell for a cat

oh my GOD

As long as I’ve been on this site, I honestly should have seen this coming a mile away and yet…

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

May we never become so obsessed with representation that we forget the sanctity of privacy.

anticipatory grief as a sports fan hits different. you know it will end. sometimes maybe even sooner than later. trades happen. injuries happen. sometimes the love isn't enough. maybe it will take many many years but something will always hurt. there is no love and success without pain. I'll try to enjoy it while it lasts. thats the least we can do.

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.