putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

the sluttiest thing someone can do is have an ethical dilemma over their lust for you

This is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. The lack of music is amazing

That was the correct thing to say.

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

I don't know who needs to hear this, but do not ever, ever, ever let someone guilt you into not transitioning. "But you're so pretty! You'll ruin your lovely body!" "But you're my [son/daughter/boyfriend/girlfriend/mom/dad/etc.]; I can't see you any other way!" "But we need more [badass butch lesbians/women in STEM/etc.] to show women that they can do anything!" "But we need good men like you to promote healthy masculinity!" <- None of these are reasons not to transition. Transition is for you, not for others. Other peoples' indignation or sadness over your transition is not your burden to bear, and other peoples' expectations for you are not moral obligations you must fulfill. Do not live to fit inside a prescribed role in somebody else's life. You must live for yourself. Please transition.